>>49730944I know a seriously ADHD guy whose entire life is chaos, works hard and is honest to a fault but is constantly picking up and forgetting about projects and hobbies, changing living accommodations, getting with a new unlucky girl, changing jobs. It's a real effort to keep in contact with him and I only do it because his antics are so entertaining.
These slobs aren't ADHD. I'm sure you can find a slightly more convincing mental illness you can pretend you have as an excuse for being a disgusting lazy slob.