This is my chicken. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My chicken is my boss. It is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.
Without me, my chicken is useless. Without my chicken, I am useless. I must work my station at KFP true. I must grill straighter than the customer who is trying to kill me. I must serve him before he shoots me. I will ...
My chicken and I know that what counts in the restaurant business is not the chicken we serve, the noise of our lovemaking, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the chicken that count. We will serve...
My chicken is human, even as I [am chicken], because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as a wife. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her parts, her accessories, her sword and her shield. I will keep my chicken clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before God, I swear this creed. My chicken and I are the defenders of KFP. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is KFP's and there is no enemy, but peace!
