I'm going to join Holostars and talk to Calliope Mori to get close to her. Then, when she asks for a collab, I'll go like "well if you insist." Then I'll tease her a little bit on stream so people will think we're a couple and make ship art of us. Then I'll go like "haha look at the cute fanart of us," so she gets used to the idea of being a couple together. Then when the timing is right, I'll be like "what if we were a couple for real...? Haha, jk..." I know she'll say yes then because she'll know that we have so much in common by then and she knows that ships like Takamori do better than individual streamers. And then eventually we'll marry, have 3 kids and a house in Texas, visit Japan at least once a year, and live happily ever after. Wish me luck, guys.