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Found a "time traveler" on FB. Have fun with this one. Post was made when the Taiwan incident started
> The year is 2021
> Kiryu Coco graduated from Hololive a few months ago due to some backlash from a long time drama she didn't intended to start at all.
> Tatsunoko converted themself into either Hoshiyomi or Heimin, because sometimes they can still heard Coco's voice in background on Suisei & Kanata stream.
> It was the start of Hololive golden era's downfall.
> r/Hololive & Hololive Fan Discords fell apart and became a ghost town with a few toxic fans left.
> Die hard Holofans now migrated to /hlg/ instead, which miraculously become a more wholesome fans community than Reddit and Discord.
> Suisei still did her best at her job but Kanata's ear disease was worsening exponentially due to her depression eversince Coco's graduation.
> A few months later, Kanata graduated from Vtubing entirely because of her health issue.
> This leads to Suisei quitting Hololive a few days after, her rights to use Teshima's design of herself has been revoked. Next Color Planet and Saga Jihen are now privated forever. Some heated argument started because Cover also wanted to private Tenkyuu as well, but eventually they concluded that it will be left as public because Suisei used her own resources in the making of this song.
> Despite the graduation of 3 girls, some Chinese antis still go after Cover corp.
> Yagoo gave up on his idol dream and now wanted his employee to just be happy on whatever they do as a streamer.
> Holostar has been merged with HoloJP.
> The backlashes from idolbuta snowflakes are the worst amongst anything happened before, but eventually it dies down and Holofans get to see a lot of collabs between HoloJP and Holostar.
> Fast forward a few years
> The year is 2023
> You aren't in touch with a Vtuber community that much anymore.
> Kizuna Ai renounced her throne, but instead of Fubuki, Nana Kagura was the one who claimed it.
> Re:AcT now become mainstream Vtuber agency for oversea fans due to shit tons of the translated highlights of Teetee moments between Qualia and Yomi blown up.
And somehow Leona & Kyo ended up becoming the pillars of Re:AcT.
> Nijisanji is still a king of steadiness, now about to debut their 250th-255th Livers.
Roa-chan now become a mother while Belmond become a grandfather.
> Noripro still doing great and about to finally debuts their 4th Gen. Tamaki single-handedly started a new surge of Trap Vtuber trends world-wide.
> Hololive production fans are called Holo-boomers by the rest of the community, but they still pulled their weight.
> Suisei is still doing well as indie, using her old Live2D model to stream. She doesn't have enough high-tech equipments on her hand but she's now able to collabs with her indie friends whenever she wanted and she has been look upon by so many indie vtubers.
> Ex-Coco still do Vtubing on her personal channel. Her channel direction is a wack, but an extremely fun trip whenever she did something. Still refuse Suisei's karaoke invitation collabs.
> Ex-coco occasionally invite a special guest who is a deaf girl named P-chan.
She insisted that P-chan's name is Partner-chan, but her fans kept calling her Powerpoint-chan.
> These two formed an independent Vtubers group of each other. Officially only 2 members but they are unofficially 4 members including Anemachi and P-chan.
> On Suisei's 1.5M subs milestone, she decided to hold a concert in VRchat using her own recycled 3D model she scrapped back in 2018.
> Ex-Coco, Anemachi, and P-chan are all invited as a special guest.
> You decided to join this concert despite not keeping in touch with these girls that much since 2020.
> Half of the audience is speaking in Japanese while another half speak English. It was very hard to communicate with each other but somehow all of us can finally get the message across each other.
> The concert is as great as you expected from Suisei. But on the last song, it was a quartet version of Next Color Planet sang by all 4 members of The House.
> Everyone in the audience is chanting on the LaLaLaLaLaLaLa part.
> P-chan's LaLaLaLaLaLaLa is a little bit off-sync since she's deaf, but she still chant it to her heart's content.
I give it a 6/9 for trying too hard but also giving me a sad chub