>>50721189THAT'S RIGHT WHILE MEN REPRESENT ORDER, RATIONALITY AND STABILITY, WOMEN ARE CHAOS - THAT'S WHY BAE IS THE MOST FUCKABLE FEMININE HOLO BECAUSE SHE IS THE GUARDIAN OF CHAOS AND HER YOUTHFUL BODY AND GIRLY DISPOSITION AND FERTILE WOMB REPRESENT THE PINNACLE OF FEMINITY. THIS IS ALSO WHY COCO WAS THE MOST SULTRY AND SEXUALLY PROVOCATIVE HOLO PREVIOUSLY BECAUSE SHE WAS A DRAGON AND DRAGONS ARE SERPENTS OF CHAOS, LIKE TIAMAT THE PRIMORDIAL MOTHER GODDESS IN THE ENUMA ELISH WHICH NEEDED TO BE OVERCOME BY MARDUK, THE QUINTESSENTIAL STRONG STOIC MASCULINE MAN. THIS IS WHY THE HOLOS APPEAL TO SUCH A WIDE AUDEINECE BECAUSE THEY CLEARLY REPRESENT ARCHETYPES THAT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ON A SUBCONSCIOUS LEVEL AND CAN TAP INTO IF THEY TAKE CERTAIN HALLUCINOGENS THAT AMAZONIAN TRIBES STILL USE TO THIS DAY. OUR ANCESTORS CLEARLY USED THESE SAME SUBSTANCES HENCE WHY THE SAME ARCHETYPES ARE REPEATED THROUGHOUT ALL OF CIVILLISATION; TAKE THE OWL FOR INSTANCE, MANY CIVILLISATIONS VIEW THE OWL OF A SYMBOL OF WISDOM - HECK, MUMEI IS AN OWL AND SHE THE'S GUARDIAN OF CIVILLISATION! SHE'S MINERVA!
THAT'S RIGHT BUCKO, IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THIS YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN - IF YOU KEEP SLACKING OFF AND DON'T HAVE YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER YOU'RE BEING CHAOTIC. OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA DAMN WELL BE DEPRESSED, IT'S AGAINST YOUR BLOODY NATURE.
THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR DAMN ROOM!