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Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 05:00:47 No.507243 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>507411 >>508823 >>510092 >>510509 >>512670 >>514267 >>514682 >>521828 >>526381 >>526598 >>533171 >>533508 >>536660 >>537711

Could you beat all the hololivers, irl no bullshit fantasy powers, in a 1v1 fist fight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 05:02:10 No.507278 Report

Quoted By: >>507312 >>533204

>>>/v/
Go take your deathbattle shit back where it belongs, underage b&

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 05:03:15 No.507312 Report

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>>507278
t. 5'0 90 lbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 05:04:17 No.507340 Report

Quoted By: >>507371 >>509993

1v1, with none of the others supporting them? I think I could, minus maybe koopa or other ones that take care of themselves physically. Most are short asian girls, the only trouble would be if I don't have time to rest inbetween

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 05:05:20 No.507371 Report

Quoted By: >>509993 >>510181

>>507340
>hololivers
I didn't see that bit, I definitely could, unless Calli is actually built or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 05:06:58 No.507411 Report

Quoted By: >>510054

>>507243
>no bullshit fantasy powers
I'd be screwed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 06:01:54 No.508823 Report

Quoted By:

>>507243
As long as I keep out of reach of Kanata, heard she can fold your arm like paper

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 06:49:41 No.509993 Report

Quoted By: >>510057

>>507340
>>507371
Koopa is physically frail, your concern should be Kongou if anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 06:52:46 No.510054 Report

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>>507411
Why? Are you a midget?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 06:52:57 No.510057 Report

Quoted By: >>510187 >>510456

>>509993
right, she's been getting sick a lot, right? I thought she was strong since she mentioned having strong legs. How tall is Kongou?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 06:54:42 No.510092 Report

Quoted By: >>510223 >>522718

>>507243
The only one to be really afraid of is Korone, she's actually buffed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 06:58:45 No.510181 Report

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>>507371
Calli is a hwite girl that looks like she has a high DEF stat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 06:58:58 No.510187 Report

Quoted By: >>510203

>>510057
Dunno but he's pretty fit IIRC. And with his extreme dedication to his ninja kayfabe it wouldn't surprise me if he does MMA or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 06:59:50 No.510203 Report

Quoted By: >>510240

>>510187
>he
Oh, I was thinking of someone else. If he's actually trained in fighting, he'd probably kick my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:00:52 No.510223 Report

Quoted By: >>510284

>>510092
>buff Korone
please be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:01:58 No.510240 Report

Quoted By: >>510298 >>510348

>>510203
Skill matters, but at a certain point, height and weight take priority in determining an outcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:04:32 No.510284 Report

Quoted By: >>510345

>>510223
She trains in boxing probably to lose weight. Pics of her roommate I've seen shows that she has extra pounds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:04:46 No.510288 Report

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Coco seems to actually keep fit. I can't even do a cartwheel and she does it with mocap trackers on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:05:23 No.510298 Report

Quoted By: >>510348

>>510240
Is the guy Japanese? I think most of their fighting styles deal with taking down bigger opponents, so he might do extremely well. I'm 6ft 175lbs, so I could mog him if he isn't quick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:07:41 No.510345 Report

Quoted By: >>510383 >>510466

>>510284
She's also pretty tall and doesn't drop dead after 20 minutes of movement like half of Hololive. She could probably beat the shit out of the Holostars too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:07:44 No.510348 Report

Quoted By: >>510383

>>510240
>>510298
I mean are we talking about roommates or are we assuming the kayfabe but without supernatural elements? Because if it's the latter then Kongou's only superpower is immortality, otherwise he's just an extremely strong Heian-era master ninja.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:09:28 No.510383 Report

Quoted By: >>510417 >>510426 >>524074

>>510348
Roomates, read the op.
>>510345
She's a woman, it's unlikely she would be able to beat up any man that is not tiny or effectively physically crippled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:11:39 No.510417 Report

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>>510383
In that case he discussed some of his physical stats in the stream where he discussed his being inspired by Kanata, I can't remember what they were though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:12:13 No.510426 Report

Quoted By:

>>510383
They're all emaciated twigs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:13:39 No.510456 Report

Quoted By: >>510525

>>510057
That is why she always carry a glock, don't mess with koopa

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:14:12 No.510466 Report

Quoted By: >>510664

>>510345
>pretty tall
>156 cm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:16:41 No.510509 Report

Quoted By:

>>507243
They're women so yes, obviously.
Unless you're counting homos, then I'm not sure since I don't know what any of them look like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:17:24 No.510525 Report

Quoted By: >>514212

>>510456
She latches onto you with her legs like a headcrab. I've seen it happen, they just pop like a watermelon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:24:16 No.510664 Report

Quoted By: >>510784 >>510850

>>510466

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:31:51 No.510784 Report

Quoted By: >>510824

>>510664
156 minutes tall?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:36:07 No.510824 Report

Quoted By: >>510850 >>510867

>>510784
156 meters, she's actually hidden in a hollowed out mountain and causes an earthquake every time she does a ring fit stream

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:38:06 No.510850 Report

Quoted By:

>>510824
>>510664
hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:38:58 No.510867 Report

Quoted By:

>>510824
OP designates roommates not rrats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 09:38:18 No.512670 Report

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>>507243
Do they know how emotionally frail I am?

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Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 11:21:03 No.514212 Report

Quoted By:

>>510525
God, what a way to go...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 11:23:41 No.514267 Report

Quoted By:

>>507243
What the fuck is irl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 11:47:41 No.514682 Report

Quoted By:

>>507243
I can bench 265 and deadlift 415. I wouldn't beat women though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 17:25:52 No.521828 Report

Quoted By: >>522527

>>507243
who the fuck would lose to them? They're women ffs. I can probably lift one of them and just throw her at another one to knock both out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 17:59:20 No.522527 Report

Quoted By: >>522635 >>536194

>>521828
>who the fuck would lose to them?
You
Gura would fucking beat your ass

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Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 18:03:41 No.522631 Report

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I couldn't do it mentally, I can't hurt cute things

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 18:03:45 No.522635 Report

Quoted By: >>536194

>>522527
lmao sure thing, maybe she'd chew on my achilles tendon until it damaged it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 18:06:42 No.522718 Report

Quoted By: >>522920 >>532888

>>510092
>boxer
>8 hour RFA endurance streams

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 18:15:31 No.522920 Report

Quoted By: >>522959

>>522718
>Woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 18:17:07 No.522959 Report

Quoted By:

>>522920

Also is a bit insane, may claw out eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 19:02:36 No.524074 Report

Quoted By:

>>510383
>She's a woman, it's unlikely she would be able to beat up any man that is not tiny or effectively physically crippled.
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 20:31:01 No.526381 Report

Quoted By: >>526433

>>507243
Assuming they were actually serious about it? No, and nobody else ITT could either. There's like 30 of them, even assuming none of them can grab a rock or stick to hit you in the head with, they'd all just have to pile on you.

As much as your anime fantasies make you feel strong, your eyes, temples, crotch, and throat are all very squishy regardless of how built you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 20:33:04 No.526433 Report

Quoted By:

>>526381
1v1 not 1v30

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 20:40:40 No.526598 Report

Quoted By:

>>507243
Probably yes, unless we are counting holostars (we wont).

t. 185cm 75kilo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 00:36:56 No.532888 Report

Quoted By:

>>522718
>24 hour AC endurance stream

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 00:46:47 No.533171 Report

Quoted By:

>>507243
Even the Holostars are still 5'1 japanese manlets, yes. I could demolish them if Kanata doesn't get me in a grapple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 00:47:54 No.533204 Report

Quoted By:

>>507278
can you speak a little louder? i cant hear you down there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 00:58:26 No.533508 Report

Quoted By: >>536221

>>507243
Korone does kickboxing so there is a non-zero chance that she'd actually beat your ass down, other than that though who knows. If Kanata grabbed you by the neck she might snap it with her gorilla hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:56:09 No.536194 Report

Quoted By:

>>522527
>>522635
Don't underestimate midgets, Anon. They're either the best fighters you'll ever meet, or ragdolls, and you won't know until you fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 02:57:19 No.536221 Report

Quoted By: >>537320 >>537436

>>533508
>gorilla hands
what?

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 03:13:32 No.536660 Report

Quoted By:

>>507243
Nah man, theyre way too cute.
It pains me when i just think about beating someone like aqua, a autistic gnome.
The only thing i want to hit is Cocos ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 03:37:38 No.537320 Report

Quoted By:

>>536221
>he doesn't know

That being said, I would fight any and all including Yagoo if I get to keep Marine as a prize

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 03:42:47 No.537436 Report

Quoted By: >>537494 >>537565 >>537608

>>536221
Her legit grip strength is over 50Kg. More than twice that of the average woman and more than the average man. My rrat is that she grew up poor as we all know and did a lot of manual labor as a child so she developed strong hands and forearms as a result.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 03:45:32 No.537494 Report

Quoted By: >>537565

>>537436
>she could crush my windpipe like a twig
Why do I like women like this?

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 03:48:32 No.537565 Report

Quoted By:

>>537436
50kg should be about average for western male in their 20s.
>>537494
pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 03:50:22 No.537608 Report

Quoted By: >>537751

>>537436
>All the girls are impressed by kanata pushing ring fit in all the way
>call her gorilla
>all the girls struggle hard
>everyone gets really impressed by gura's results in the challenge stream
>eventually buy ringfit myself
>steal myself mentally that i might lose to girls
>easily beat all of gura's records and pressing the controller in fully is easy
Dont fall for the hype. If you're not a manlet twig you can take any of them on easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 03:54:59 No.537711 Report

Quoted By:

>>507243
I mean probably, just because I'm a 5'11" king of manlets, which means I have a massive advantage over a group that's mostly petite Japanese women.
I mean if I had to beat them all up consecutively I'm sure they'd eventually tire me out, there are a ton of holos and only one of me. I'm not exactly in the best shape either. And of course if they all swarmed me with no regard for their own safety they'd probably kill me pretty quickly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 03:56:59 No.537751 Report

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>>537608
>steal myself mentally that i might lose to girls
It's silly that you ever believed that. There's a reason women have their own separate sports league.
Sorry, I mean had. God bless liberals pushing anti-feminists agendas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 03:57:52 No.537775 Report

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Assuming I get time to rest, I'm almost certain I could do it. Kanata is strong, but I have over a foot of height on her so I'd just use my reach to keep her at bay. I also have a small amount of boxing experience, which is probably more than 99% of holos.

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 03:58:28 No.537783 Report

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I don't think an actual woman could ever beat me in a real fight. Not even ones trained in martial arts.
Practice is one thing, but actually being face to face with someone not only willing but intending to physically harm you is too distressing for 99% of women to cope with. Plus years of hollywood movies and such bullshit has made the average woman erroneously believe she can contend with even skinnyfat losers... little does she know a misconceived assumption like that will only work in my favour...
I'm totally serious by the way. A girl in college asked me if I thought she could beat me up. I told her the above and the mere mention of getting hurt already made her basically piss herself. I haven't beaten up a woman (yet) but I know I will have no problems doing it.
Besides just consider how small the average female is. I could do a small hop and basically sit on her head.

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