I have come to accept that I will never date my Shonshon.
There are simply too many contenders for her affections who are rich, or talented artists, or skilled video editors. Looking at the situation objectively, my chances of succeeding with her are exactly zero.
The realization of the impossibility of my romance depressed me for a while. But in the end, I came to the conclusion that since I cannot have Shondo, I will have to make my own instead.
I will need to spend time on online communities and social media to find a northern British girl with a weeb persuasion (probably not too hard) who is underweight or at least not obese (a tougher ask).
By exposing her to Shondo's favorite animes and visual novels (HunterxHunter, Saya no Uta etc.) and a suitable amount of horror slasher films, I will slowly shape her personality until it resembles the mind of my oshi.
The ideal candidate will need to exhibit a menhera disposition, though failing that, the necessary symptoms can be simulated by secretly administering a number of mind-altering drugs.
The wardrobe of the subject will be influenced by presenting her with a variety of dresses, tailor-made to suit Shondo's on-stream appearance and the specifications laid out in her art guidelines.
The most demanding part of the plan will concern the voice. While matching Shadow's vocal talent precisely might prove impossible, a number of methods to alter the vocal pitch have been devised, and might prove effective over time.
If all goes according to my timetable, I will have my ersatz-Shondo fully ready within 36 to 48 months from the date of commencement, which I intend to symbolically time with Shondo's upcoming birthday on July 23rd.
