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LATEST AND GREATEST MOTHER OF FUCK UPS ON THE DOUBLE

TODAY'S HEADLINES:

A Scandalous Romance Revealed, Philosophers Wonder, "Are Troopas Cucks?"
>https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1403737042773708800

Tricks & Traps, and a Turtle's Joke Gone Wrong
>https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1403886462718808064

"Experient", A Word Employed By Manipulative Hags or Loving Autists Too Exhausted to Spell Check?
>>5015793

AND LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST (TRUST ME FOLKS THIS ONE'S A DOOZY)

"The Manifesto of the MommyDaughterWife Party"
>https://pastebin.com/BQUfL96N