Clean teamates. Shave teamates. Roundhouse kick a teamate into the gym. Slam dunk teamates onto the treadmill. Wash filthy teamates. Spray deodorant under teamates' armpits. Launch teamates into the sunlight for vitamin D. Stir fry vegetables in a wok. Toss teamates into activities. Pour water into teamates' water bottles. Judo throw teamates in a Dojo. Burn teamates' fat off. Report teamates to local trainer. Karate chop teamates' calories in half. Power walk teamates on ellipticals. Drop teamates in swimming pools. Pull teamates on rowing machines. Liquefy fruits into a smoothie. Eat fruits. Dissect fruits. Exterminate teamates' clogged pores in the sauna. Dance intensely with steel toed boots. Cremate fatty foods in the oven. Gastric band teamates. Mandatory diets for teamates. Grind teamates' dirty clothes in the garbage disposal. Pour fried chicken grease down the drain. Vaporize soda with a shotgun. Kick lazy teamates out the door. Feed teamates 3 meals a day. Slice teamates' hair with scissors.