>>5306554ITT: People don't know that the Prosecution/Plantiff give opening statements first.Your Honor, rrats and riggers have plagued this board for months, and plagued /jp/ before us. However, few things have damaged this board's reputation as much as dramafags. Parasitically moving from drama to drama, without any care or consequence, destroying the ability to have discourse, discussion, and dialogue on any subject of active controversy. Today, we intend to end this. Today, we intend to pose evidence that all of the board's TRUE problems lie with the dramafags, and that they should be brought to justice. Today, we hope to exact JUSTICE for those that have been falsely accused in the name of drama: the KFP, the Deadbeats, the Chumbuds, the Tatsunokos, the 2 fans of Nyanners. Even, in some extremely rare cases, Zhangs.
Thank you, Your Honor.