>>5477982Doubt anyone's done a literal virginity examination but her seemingly eternal single status is definitely not a joke, she's a natural shut-in who sucks at intimacy and even having her head touched at the hair salon makes her feel uncomfortable. She used to live in a literally windowless room only lit by her computer screen, basically a lifestyle not far from your average anon.
It's a big reason why her doctor tore into her for not taking care of herself when she was badly sick for over a week not long ago, she's only eaten one meal a day and slept in short chunks for years now. Apparently she's eating two meals a day now at least, though I don't know how well that's actually stuck.