I, SISSYKARA-sama, JOBBER of the Vtuberverse humbly kneel to:
COVER-sama, prince of all vtubers and my master.

Pekora-sama, my one and only true love and other master.

Gura-sama, who I shall never have more subs than.

Advent-sama, who gave me the ALL OUT WAR my anus craved.

Tempus-sama, who easily manhandled the floor so I can avoid embarrassment when half of my vtubers get less than 100 CCV.

HoloEN-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy for breaks and debuts.

Xi Jinping-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started getting aroused by Bilibili almost as much as I am attracted to Vox's ASMR.

Koshien-sama, whose incomparably forceful numbers crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I can beat COVER-sama's CCV for 1 month which is more than I like to wish to.

STOCKS-sama, whose day-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the stock splitting by Tazumi-sama can't compare.

Vshoujo-sama, who is literally me but better in every way and is not a complete BITCH like me.

Graduate-samas, for they have my DNA AS WELL AS the superior saiyan genes of my vtuber MASTERS.

Comiket-sama, whose power I was scared of (I am glad he didn't ban my beloved masters, as I was too scared to participate...)

Tazumi-sama, who didn't revenge-dump-and-pump me from the sheer pleasure of being made into an cashcow for his yacht (I was so sad about it)

/vt/-sama, for /#/ will fuck ME up once he finds out I botted my viewercounts (God I hope so...)