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They unironically typed this out and went with it

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>Even when my barker doesn’t bark too good, I will continue to wag my tail by your side. Bau bau.
Just think about two adult women sitting together working on this:
>'hmm, it needs to be more dog-like, maybe mention tail wagging or something...'
>'...wag my tail...next to you?'
>'hahaha yeah-yeah-yeah that sounds good, but change it to wag my tail by your side, it feels more sincere'
>'okay done...so how shall we end it?'
>'come up with some stupid barking sound that's cute and we'll just make that our 'thing' and see if it sticks - don't give it much thought for they'll just accept anything because of Hololive'
>'ruff ruff?'
>'hahaha no that's too obvious it needs to be more unique than that'
>'b-bau bau?'
>'HAHAHA bau bau? what?!'
>''yeah spelt b-a-u or something like that'
>'hmm...that might work'
>'practice saying it together and see how it sounds...'
>'okay 3, 2, 1.....BAU BAU!'
>'hahahahaha! that's cute that's cute! I think the'll like that hahahaha'
>'yeah just make sure we practice saying it at the same time in the exact same way. We need to really push the twin gimmick'
>'yeah'
>'okay I think we're done, read it through fully and see if it sounds okay'
*reads it*
>'will they buy this cringe mess? hahahaha'
>'hahahahahahah I hope so!'