Welcome to Hololive, have a look around
Any archetype of 'dere you can think of can be found
We've got mountains of talent, some seiso, some not.
We know that you will love her if you give her a shot.
Welcome to Hololive, come and take a seat.
Would you like a retro gamer or a shark obsessed with feet?
There's no need to panic, this isn't a test.
Just take a look and see which one you feel in your chest.
Welcome to Hololive, what would you like to hear?
Her brand new Jpop cover or her tongue inside your ear?
There's hags, and lolis, everything inbetween.
I'm sure that you can fix her if you know what I mean.
Welcome to Hololive, meet your fellow fans.
Here's a cookbook that we made and the exact size of her hands.
We've got music, and fangames, and anime shorts.
And a bunch of 3d animations of all the different girls fucking eachother
Welcome to the Hololive, hold on to your socks,
'Cause an Anon just drew a picture of your oshi's futa cock.
It's veiny, and throbbing, and right in your face.
We promise its not gay if you want to know how it tastes.
Your oshi just turned twenty-five, have a slice of cake.
Now she overworked her throat and now she has to go on break .
Now you miss her, how you wish her well and hope that she gets better
Make a post of how you'd kiss her, mating press her, drink her piss and then you'd-
Here's a big collab, here's a hit piece from the press.
Here's a comfy late night zatsu here's your oshi's home address.
The context doesn't matter, see this awful thing she said!
PEKORA BOUGHT A MONKEY AND WE THINK ITS FUCKING DEAD
Would you like to feel that gachikoi, all of the time.
That little bit of true love, all of the time
Obsession is a virtue and detachment is a crime.
A little bit of gachikoi, all of the time.
