>>5643183Inanis Ninomae, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Hololive Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don’t hate you, Ina. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Yagoo’s ass. You’re as good as kissing Yagoo’s ass as Tokino Sora was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Shirakami Fubuki though. She’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!
I am the best wrestler in the world. I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Akai Haato saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m an Akai Haato girl. You know who else was an Akai Haato girl? Mano Aloe. And she split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Aloe is I’m going to leave with the Hololive Championship. I’ve grabbed so many of Tanigo "Yagoo" Motoaki’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost two years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in streams! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on Nico Nico Douga. I’m not on the poster of Bloom. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Inuyama Tamaki. I’m not on Narukami Sabaki. But the fact of the matter is, I should be. And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Fubuki is in the main event at Bloom next year and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job. I’m leaving with the Hololive Championship on July 1st. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Nijisanji. Maybe…I’ll go back to America.
Hey, Hitomi Chris, how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Yagoo is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like A-Chan, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after Yagoo is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about Yagoo, alright? We do this whole anti China campaign...
