AIIIIIIIIIEE! IS THAT A, A FUCKING *MAN* TALKING TO MY PURE 2D GODDESS?? HOLY FUCK THIS IS SHATTERING MY IMMERSION, MY PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP IS IN FLAMES! AIIIE NO DONT TALK TO HIM ITS PRACTICALLY THE SAME AS YOU GARGLING THIRTY COCKS WHILE IM FORCED TO WATCH! AAAIIIIE IM NOT A KEKOLD, IM NOT A KEKOLD, I WILL DEFEND MY LADY’S HONOR! I WILL PROTECT HER EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHO I AM AND NEVER WILL!
UNICORN RANGERS, ASSEMBLE!
SEND HATE MAIL! PHOTOSHOP SHITTY JOKE IMAGES! DOX THE MALE! THIS IS ALL WE CAN DO, BECAUSE WE ARE PATHETIC IMPOTENT WORMS!
O’ SATAN, PROTECT MY LOVELY LADY SO THAT I CAN SHOW HER MY MUTILATED BROWN COCK ONE DAY! AND SHE DEFINITELY WONT BE REPULSED BY ME!
UNICORNS, ASSEMBLE!
