>>59002280Please understand, he is permanently fused to his chair apart from his monthly readjustment appointment where they wheel him out to the front yard and a crane arm descends from the sky to haul his 4 ton frame up into the air, tearing the outer layer of skin that has woven itself into his seats fabric since the last appointment. While suspended mid air a team donning full air-tight hazmat suits surround him mixing a chemical peel-esc concoction to feed through a pressure washer to burn off all of the grime that has accumulated due to the impossibility of bathing or showering, let alone standing up. Even with the chemical mixture wafting through the air, the pungent stench emanating from his skin is overpowering, but overall harmless, as all of his neighbours have long learned to stay inside and seal any windows lest they expose themselves to a gaseous fate worse than Jews.
