Lord Almighty help me
There's this hag that attends to the same church that my family goes. She and her husband always end making a group with some other friends talking about anything after church. She's quite entertaining to talk to and has similar tastes in food as I. (We both hate olives, along with a third guy we're always on the opposing minority of food discussions lmao).
Problem is, she has these HUGE titties, unironically MASSIVE HONKONABAHOOKS. They're literally the size of her head. I'm not exaggerating when I say that Lady Dimitrescu looks like a cup or 2 smaller than this lady. She isn't a small lady either, without heel's she's about 175 i'd guess, and with high heels she surpasses me (180).
So imagine the amount of willpower I need to NOT sneak a glance whenever possible, or even maintaining eye contact. (Her face is quite good too). The "don't covet your neoghbor's wife" is really fucking hard if she's got to have those massive pairs. They're literally the biggest pair of boobs I've seen in real life. I've thought of asking her what's her genetical heritage. It must be protected at all costs. She obviously is a latino (since I live in LATAM) but beyond that I don't know
What I find in a way ironic, and in another good, is that she always dresses very modestly. Almost all her clothes have no cleavage, or have turtlenecks (I'm not sure if that's the word but you get the idea). Her skirts always are wideand cover below the knee, sometimes almost touching the ground. I say I find this ironic because in the same congregation you see he most ugly possible goblina with a miniskirt showing her horrendous veiny legs and a cleavage that shows almost to where it starts taking the curve. Or flat chested girls with an equally "revealing" cleavage. I say "revealing" with not a subtle hint of sarcasm, since there's nothing to reveal anyways. On the other hand, this potential Dimitrescu cosplayer with saggers that extend 7 cm in front of her flat belly, makes nuns look like whores.
Anyways rant's over. 180 cm H-cup hags do exist, but sadly they're probably already taken.
Her husband is also a probably 186 and very muscular, so that's what you're up against
Stole picrel from an older hag thread. I forgot her name but she is unironically a pretty accurate approximation to her proportions based on other pics I've seem of her.
