Do your ears no longer simply hear but they can also feel? That is wonderful! wonderful! wonderful! wonderfulness indeed! I am so very pleased that my treatment is already working for you!
All right my little lost lamb now that we have returned the feeling to your ears, yes we have, yes we have!
It is about time that we address the drip drip drip drip dripping in your ears is it not? Have you been able to tune it out at all or is it the only thing that you've been hearing in your ear this entire time?
My! it seems like we should have addressed that first, should we not have? It does seem like it would be quite annoying but I suppose all these ailments have been, if you would go out of your way to seek me on the way in the swamp, is that right?
Oh! boy! is it right. Well my dear little lost lamb, let us see what we can do about your hearing. I think there is something that we can try. Yes! There is. There is!
Do you know that there are many creatures in this swamp besides those of frogs? In fact there are great big dear like creatures that have great big ears and they can hear very well, and if they do hear you approach they will find you, and they're quite dangerous that is why I recommend these too!
But I had a dear friend of mine who is a witch, and she was able to fight one of these creatures, and she did indeed kill the creature. And while she took most of the parts for her witchcraft, she did allow me to keep the ears! And I believe if we just replace some of your ears with some of this creature's ears, you will be able to hear much much much much much better than you can right now.
And you may even be able to hear the true sounds of the universe! Wouldn't that be wonderful? Don't you want to hear them? I know your little human ears cannot hear much beyond the sounds of mortals but I assure you there are so many more wonderful things that you could hear out in this world.
