TIL = Today I Learned

OP = Original Poster

FTFY = Fixed That For You

OC = Original Content

IAMA = I Am A

AMA = Ask Me Anything

AMAA = Ask Me Almost Anything

IIRC = If I Recall Correctly

ITT =In This Thread

SRS = Shit Reddit Says

Orangered = The term used for the little envelope in the top right corner to let you know you have a message

DEA = Does Anybody/Anyone Else

Woosh = previous commenter didn't get the joke and it went over their head.

TL;DR = Too long, didn't read

SO = Significant Other

DM;HS = Doesnt Matter, Had Sex.

IMO = In My Opinion

IANAL = I am not a lawyer

IRL = In Real Life

GTFO = Get The Fuck Out

NSFW = Not safe for work

NSFL = Not safe for life

YMMV = your mileage may vary

AFAIK = As Far As I Know

YTMND = You're The Man Now Dog

BAKA = Shaking my head

FSM = Flying Spaghetti Monster

DIAF = die in a fire

LSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off and I Drop My Taco