>>61254882Unironically, kill yourself. I don't care how you do it. Overdose on your schizophrenia meds, rope yourself on your ceiling fan or a tree in your backyard, do a flip off of a tall building or cliff, step into some train tracks, dive under a car, stick a fork in the outlet, hold a metal pole up to the sky during a thunderstorm, swallow poison, stop eating for several weeks, mummify yourself, put a bullet through your skull, deepthroat a shotgun barrel, slit your wrists, dip your face in acid, pour liquid nitrogen on yourself, get a cop to shoot you in the heart, go bungee jumping with a weak cord, do a somersault onto a spiked fence, run into a window of a tall building as fast as you can, get into debt with a Mexican cartel, step on a landmine in France, stand under a collapsing bridge, barge into construction site, jump into a volcano, go for a swim on the hot metal in a forge, take a vacation to the Middle East, join the US military, go outside naked and wet during winter, drink 1000l of pure alcohol, set yourself on fire, death march through the Sahara, invent a time machine turn yourself into a Jew and go visit Hitler, meet a hungry panther, cut yourself and jump into a piranha lake, pet a poison dart frog with your bare hand, slip into a rushing river, call Xi Jinping a faggot in China, moon Kim Jong Un, grope Kronii's breasts, take off your space suit in the stratosphere, jump off a plane, eat a thousand apple seeds, reverse-engineer dinosaur DNA and get eaten by a T. Rex, lay down under the tracks of an M1 Abrams, choke on a lego, have a bird mistake your head for a rock, infect yourself with rabies, smoke a hundred cigarettes at once, expose yourself to UV light nonstop for 30 days, don't sleep for a month, bite off your own tongue, cut off your balls, get strangled by a yandere stalker, become a serial killer and receive the death sentence, challenge a pirate to a duel to the death, slingshot yourself into the moon, touch the Ark of the Covenant, ask God to smite you, look back while Sodom and Gomorrah are being destroyed, inhale weed with your butt, fill a room with gas and light a match, stand in a nuclear weapons test site, go for a picnic at Chernobyl, wrap yourself in metal and go for a swim, eat literal lead, strike rocks in a coal mine, start a civil war, sniff some asbestos really hard, get broken on the wheel, piss off Vlad Tepes, get hit in the head really hard, stand under a forklift, jump into an airplane engine, go skydiving in the alps, start a forest fire, turn on a car engine and close the garage door, get devoured by rabid dogs, get biten by a bat and don't seek medical attention, eat a bunch of human brains until you get a prion, laugh until you stop breathing, garrote yourself, get arrested for child abuse and put in public jail, get caught in a gang shootout, piss off a hippo, get in an elephant's way, try to make friends with a polar bear, fall into a pit of snakes, have your computer chair explode on your ass, put your head inside your toilet and flush, hook a shotgun to the garage door so when it opens your head gets blown off, livestream it on Facebook, shoot up a school, trip on some stairs, commit seppuku, get eaten by a dragon, get bitten by a komodo dragon, piss off IRyS, go find that laser machine from Fukuona Shoujo, become the female protagonist in a guro doujinshi. I really really don't care how you do it, just please, PLEASE, kill yourself.
