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You will marry your oshi if you manage to defeat her in a fair fight

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:11:35 No.6157997 View View Reply Original Report

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Do you have strength and courage to claim your girl, anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:13:04 No.6158026 Report

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Depends on how canon you view the Haachama arc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:13:33 No.6158040 Report

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Rank the Holos based on Ring Fit ability

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:13:56 No.6158051 Report

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>>6157997
NO, will defeat her but after that will make her fall in love with me then claim her as mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:14:50 No.6158067 Report

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>>6157997
I am sure i could curb stomp Rikka by size alone but i don't really wanna marry him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:17:44 No.6158121 Report

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>>6157997
I could probably beat coco considering I have a gun and am taller than her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:21:32 No.6158209 Report

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>>6158121
We talk fair fight here. So if you have a gun, she gonna have one as well. And this is where size matters not (in fact, being taller puts you in a bit of disadvantage in a gunfight)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:24:49 No.6158257 Report

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Is Hologra considered canon? If so, my oshi can lift and throw a giant boulder and circumnavigate the world in under 10 seconds. If not, I'm confident I could win.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:24:52 No.6158259 Report

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Either way, I am a winner. The fight is about having sex and the loser is whoever passes out first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:27:33 No.6158310 Report

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>>6158040
1-korone
2-everyone else
3-Annoying baby princess

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:30:47 No.6158389 Report

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>>6157997
Not a chance, but I’d die happy being killed by her in the process.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:34:04 No.6158454 Report

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I should come out on top despite my injuries. She doesn't have hysteric strength like Yuno Gasai after all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:39:04 No.6158550 Report

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If i can't out-fight her then i will out-smart her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:40:54 No.6158585 Report

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>>6158310
>>6158040
>ring fit
not the best measure
Nene got pretty winded but from what Lamy told us she is pretty fit and muscular

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:43:33 No.6158640 Report

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Probably, if I could find her...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:50:22 No.6158794 Report

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In a fist fight?
Maybe

With her actual powers?
no way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:52:45 No.6158831 Report

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How can I even win against someone who can time travel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:58:40 No.6158942 Report

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>>6158585
Well what other metric can be used?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:59:00 No.6158947 Report

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Aki is super fit and quite strong so it depends on the rules, it it's hand to hand I'd win but if it was with melee weapons but no armor she'd win

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 11:59:25 No.6158954 Report

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>>6158585
Korone is overall the most fit, Korone > your oshi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:00:03 No.6158967 Report

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>>6158831
She's a time traveler, not a mind reader. Sucker punch her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:01:27 No.6159008 Report

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>>6158942
3D streams and how active they are during it.
>>6158954
Korone,Aki and Nene seem to be some of the most fittest holos
which dosen't mater since i just need to act the right way to make Nene submit and even losing would still mean that i become her husband

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:03:53 No.6159058 Report

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>fistfighting Roboco

I can take a blow, sure, but those metal arms would probably take me out instantly. Maybe slap her butt for massive weakpoint damage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:05:17 No.6159092 Report

Quoted By: >>6159259

Realistically I don't see myself losing to Korone and she's the toughest of them so take that into consideration with your oshi.
Also, keep in mind that due to a combination of hormones and muscle distribution, when a man and a woman are exactly the same height, weight, age, and physical fitness, the man is effectively 3 times stronger than the woman. Girls are not hard to beat in a fair fight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:07:17 No.6159133 Report

Quoted By: >>6159307

This midget wouldn't stand a chance.
But I couldn't bring myself to hurt her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:11:59 No.6159249 Report

Quoted By: >>6159301

The average weight for someone around 141 cm tall is 75-80 lbs
As long as I manage to get a good grab of her, I can easily pin her down and into submission.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:12:13 No.6159259 Report

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>>6159092
there are no women in hololive tho, only men, most of which are former UFC fighters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:13:51 No.6159301 Report

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>>6159249
what if she pins you down instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:13:58 No.6159307 Report

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>>6159133
are you that anon that only has a membership of hers?
i watcher some of her streams and video because of you. she is cute !

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:14:08 No.6159314 Report

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>>6159058
Fridge magnet to CPU

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:17:39 No.6159403 Report

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>>6159301
Considering I'm 6'0, just under 200 lbs, and work out fairly regularly;
I could still overpower her, even in a near worse-case scenario.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:21:34 No.6159525 Report

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>>6159307
I have Anya membership too. I'm glad you enjoyed them anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:21:50 No.6159533 Report

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>>6159403
Alright what if she had a gun and you didn't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:24:57 No.6159616 Report

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>>6159533
Well, then that wouldn't be a "Fair Fight", would it?
Depends on how good her shot is. I give myself a 45% chance of winning.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:27:19 No.6159673 Report

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ADHD bear with Strong Zero onboard OP, please nerf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:29:41 No.6159734 Report

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>>6159314
That assumes you can find it. It might not be in her head and you got exactly one shot before she goes and probably accidentally breaks some of your bones.
Also it's likely got a Faraday Cage to deal with EMF

>>6158954
Also she knows how to box. So you go in too stupid she's gonna just have you on the ground like she's Tyson in his prime. Then she bites off your yubis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:38:06 No.6159983 Report

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>>6159734
>Also she knows how to box. So you go in too stupid she's gonna just have you on the ground like she's Tyson in his prime. Then she bites off your yubis

please anon, I can only get so erect

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 12:50:56 No.6160331 Report

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>>6157997
I would NEVER raise a hand against my oshi. Dying a miserable virgin is a fate preferable to that.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 13:15:05 No.6160920 Report

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>>6160331
Same. Pic related.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 13:19:52 No.6161070 Report

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>>6157997
We shall wrestle on stage and on bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 14:17:40 No.6162924 Report

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>>6157997
Marine has no chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 14:19:09 No.6163009 Report

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>>6157997
I have the courage, at least. If I fail, Noel breaks every bone in my body with her mace, so I still win.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 14:20:48 No.6163135 Report

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I don't care how strong she is, i will keep fighting

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 14:22:48 No.6163236 Report

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>>6157997
Strength? No idea
Courage? I'll bash Noel's head in if it means she tells me ''good fight anon''.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 14:25:51 No.6163399 Report

Quoted By: >>6163517

>Ironmouse

I don't think I could beat myself to beat up the terminally ill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 14:27:50 No.6163517 Report

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>>6163399
You won't need to, just cough in her general direction and you win. Unfortunately, you may not be able to enjoy your victory for very long.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 14:35:21 No.6163958 Report

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I don't think it would be possible to beat the clown in single combat, she'd win every time with the power of slapstick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 16:06:47 No.6169725 Report

Quoted By: >>6177106

I don't have an oshi, haha. Who do I fight instead?

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 16:15:02 No.6170040 Report

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>>6157997
>A clumsy, top-heavy woman almost a full foot shorter than me
I give myself good odds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 19:14:50 No.6177088 Report

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>>6157997
>aqua
I can pick her up with one hand, but I would probably just hug her until she gives up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 19:15:26 No.6177106 Report

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>>6169725
All of them at the same time

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 19:45:48 No.6178071 Report

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>polka
yeah i'm dead

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 19:48:52 No.6178174 Report

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im die

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 19:50:30 No.6178231 Report

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>>6157997
>Ina
I either get a wife or get beaten by Ina, win win

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 19:53:14 No.6178344 Report

Quoted By: >>6178549

If any of you faggots thinks they couldn't beat up a tiny Japanese woman, go ahead and kill yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 19:56:22 No.6178449 Report

Quoted By: >>6179432

I genuinely don't know. Half the time she acts like a pushover, the other half she seems suspiciously knowledgeable on stuff like how to hurt people badly and in ways they wouldn't recover from. She's also boxed in the past and I don't know how much of that stuck with her.
But if it means getting her out of that hellhole I'll do my absolute best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 19:57:52 No.6178496 Report

Quoted By: >>6178866

>>6158831
hahah what if she went back in time to all the most important momments of your life and made it so you are extremelyt attractred to her and would do anything for her even though you haetd heer before hahah what if you knew someothing was one wrong but still loved h3er and couldnt figure it out haha>?

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 19:57:59 No.6178504 Report

Quoted By: >>6178567

How the fuck am I supposed to beat up a robot?

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 19:59:12 No.6178549 Report

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>>6178344

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 19:59:45 No.6178567 Report

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>>6178504
Hold down the power button

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 20:01:51 No.6178634 Report

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>>6158454
Maybe she hasn't been pushed far enough yet.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 20:03:04 No.6178666 Report

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Not even gonna try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 20:10:18 No.6178866 Report

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>>6178496
meds, anon

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 20:18:55 No.6179150 Report

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> noodle arms
Easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 20:24:11 No.6179306 Report

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>>6157997
I see Rushia will be conceiving my child before the night is over, then.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 20:24:49 No.6179327 Report

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My oshi has a black belt so I'll just die

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 20:25:54 No.6179364 Report

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>>6157997
As long as Marine isn't planning on some Keijo!!!!!!!! shit then I win.
>fair fight
So I win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 20:28:25 No.6179432 Report

Quoted By: >>6179746

>>6178449
Is this the South African girl? If so she has experience defending her family farm from literal genocidal niggers.

The only girls with good odds in this thread are the ones who realize that the only way a girl is beating a man is by grabbing a weapon and going for the balls or throat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 20:32:38 No.6179575 Report

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>Rushia
I have literally 200lbs and over 2 feet on her. If it's a fair fight she has literally no chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 20:38:12 No.6179746 Report

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>>6179432
That's the one, though by now there's at least 8 SA vtubers that I know of. She's the only boer though. Keeps a knife around her at all times too.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 20:46:52 No.6180036 Report

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Despite being an android, I suspect her aptitude at fighting will be worse than mine, so my chances of winning should be pretty good.

When I do win, though, I'll see to it that she learns how to fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jul 2021 20:51:52 No.6180201 Report

Quoted By: >>6195716

>>6158831
I feel like fighting ame would lead to a "IT WAS ME BARRY" moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jul 2021 00:09:18 No.6190562 Report

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what does a fair fight entail, what ruleset?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Jul 2021 01:14:08 No.6195716 Report

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>>6180201
don't read if not caught up on Archer Man, Barry went out like a fucking chad.

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