>I guess now I can tell you guys that—this story that I had, 'cause it's literally the same exact thing. This happened to me when I was a much younger shark. I was a very young, young shark. Uhmmm... [sigh] god! This is like a prime example of this exact situation happening. Uhmm... I was at—I was at a party, right? For a fish friend. Wuuaahhhh! And it was like a—it was like a, a girly party. It was a slumber party! Yay! Have you guys ever been to a slumber party?
>I doubt it, so I'll tell you what happens during a slumber party. So, like, slumber party is when you, like, watch movies, and you eat snacks, and you can—I guess you can do makeup. I guess. Uhhmmm... but another really common thing to do during, ah, slumber parties is pedicures and manicures. Yeah. Ah, pedicure meaning they paint your toenails, manicure meaning they paint your fingernails. Ahhmm. And this was—this was your your average, average sea slumber party. And, um. God I hate this ₕᵤʰᵃ.
>Young Gura—oh, I'm out of wood, too. Course, of course, of course, of course. I have really ticklish feet. I don't like—I c—I don't like anything having to do with feet. I don't like tickling feet. I don't like touching of feet. I don't like—I can't see any foot injury. Any type of foot injury makes me want to absolutely howl to the moon. And throw something. I can't—I can't look at it. I can't—yeah, I know I joke about feet all the time. Ha ha, ha ha. Uhm. But, in on allesty—eh, ah eeh [banging desk]—in all honesty, I can't stand, I can't stand anything having to do with feet, um, other than "Oh, foot! Haha!".
>Ah, so anyway, it became my turn to have a pedicure, and there was a, uhh, somebody else's mommy shark was there, and so they were, like, talking to baby Gura, and like, "Okay Gura~!"—ʰᵃʰ—"Okay Gura~, it's your turn for pedicure~!".
>And I, boldened and brave, a young—young sharkling Gura, turned to this adult shark, dsh, lady, and said [sigh]: "No, no. No, no. Sorry. I have a foot fetish."
>[sigh] I didn't know what that word meant. I had no idea what that word had meant. I heard it somewhere—do you know when you're young and you hear words somewhere, and you just repeat them like you know what they mean? I didn't know what that word meant. I had no idea, I just—I just thought it meant something like—I d—I don't know what kinda—I don't even know what kinda connotation I thought I ha—I thought it meant. I just used the word, 'cause I was thinking "I've used this"—or, "I've heard this word used by other, big, big s—big smart people, so I'm gonna use this word." God~. [sigh] Oh my god, it makes my skin crawl ₕᵤʰᵃ.
>That's—this is—that's one of those things. You guys know—do you ever lie in bed and something really embarrassing comes back to your mind? And you just—your face wants to invert into itself? That's one of my stories. That's one of those things that happened to me. Absolutely unbelievable. I said it so confidently, too, 'cause I was like, "I'm gonna wow this adult. I'm gonna wow this, this—this adult with my big brain word." [sigh]. Yeah. ₕᵤʰᵃ. That was—I need wood. I need more wood.
>It's so—It's so dumb. It's—oops, sorry. No I'm not. It's so dumb. It's so dumb! I cannot. I can't! Oh, god. I remember the—the look that she gave me. The look that she gave me was—I don't think I can ever forget it. It was—it was a, eh—[gasp] [panting]—ʰᵃ ᵃᵃᵃʰʰ ʰᵃ~! It was shock, it was disbelief. It was disgust. It was confusion. It was eye-roll, all, like—cringe! Yes! I—a, ah, uueh?—it was everything rolled into one. And I think the—one of the best parts was, was that I didn't ev—'cause, because I didn't know what the word meant, right? It didn't—I didn't realize what the word meant until... couple thousand years later, and when I found out, and I had this memory, it was—ₕᵤʰᵃ it was like, the whole world stopped when I, when I made that connection. Well, my world stopped. Oh, nice. I have more wood. Excellent, very nice, we can use this. Anyway.
>Ah, w—I thought I had eight! K, i'mma get ridda these. Anyway, that's an embarrassing story. Yeah. C-c-c-c-cuhrin-ge-ge-ge-ge. Absolutely. Oh, god, it's painful.
