the Ace of Avarice,
the Buster of Banks,
the Chairman of Cash,
the Destroyer of Deposits,
the Emptier of Envelopes,
the Fiscal Fiend,
the Gold Grubber,
the Hellish Hustler,
the Infallible Income,
the Justicar of Jewry,
the King of Kane,
the Launderer of Lives,
the Mors Mortgage,
the Nigger of Nippon,
the Overlord of Overpayment,
the Princess of Paypigs,
the Queen of Quebec,
the Reaper of Rewards,
the Superchat Supermagnet,
the Towering Titan of Tithe,
the Ultimate Usurper of Usury,
the Victorious Viper of Verses,
the Weeb Wonder of Wageslavery,
the X-treme Master of Aged Slang,
the Yeller of the N-Words,
the Zealot of Zeroes on her bank account
ENTER
CALLIOPE the "COWARD"
"MONEY" MORI
