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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 15:22:04 No.63878879 View View Reply Original Report

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In a purely hypothetical sense, how would one go about getting into the DMs of one's oshi?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 15:24:53 No.63878987 Report

Quoted By: >>63879155

PRUDE BITCH
FUCK ^YOU BLOODY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 15:25:12 No.63878998 Report

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Massive amounts of money perhaps? How much would depend on the oshi. Picrel or any Holomem would probably require hundreds of thousands, if not millions

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 15:25:45 No.63879010 Report

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You gotta stick out that GYATT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 15:30:24 No.63879155 Report

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>>63878987
skill issue

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 15:31:15 No.63879184 Report

Quoted By: >>63880630

>become an intermediate/expert level artist/graphic designer/video editor/musician
>commercialize your work in a way that is useful to your oshi
>oshi DMs (You)

It is, so far, the only way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 15:33:41 No.63879267 Report

Quoted By: >>63879379 >>63891133

probably by not spamming threads of your whore that only result in more people hating her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 15:37:19 No.63879379 Report

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>>63879267
Tumor weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 15:48:10 No.63879739 Report

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>>63878879
never meet your heroes anon. never.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 15:51:15 No.63879837 Report

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>>63878879
by grooming a 2view
if your oshi becomes too big and you haven't groomed her by then it's over for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 15:52:27 No.63879879 Report

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>>63878879
Be a draw fag or a creative type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 16:06:09 No.63880414 Report

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>>63878879
Should have groomed her when she was an indie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 16:10:08 No.63880630 Report

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>>63879184
Pretty much, when it comes to the arts, entertainment the only way to date those in it is to get into it yourself.

OP pick up a pen, draw her looking cute (more than the other people drawing her looking cute) and hope she focuses your work first.

Remember everyone, even your oshi only looks at your work for 2 seconds before scrolling. After that it’s navigating the “yeah I wanna work with you” to the “we need to discuss in more detail” and then taking things off topic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 16:19:29 No.63881149 Report

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>>63878879
Step 1- if it's a holo give up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 16:20:35 No.63881201 Report

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>>63878879
First, have an oshi who is a 2view (ideally 1view), the rest kinda writes itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 17:38:49 No.63884638 Report

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>>63878879
Send an SC saying you got a gun to your head and are going yo pull the trigger if she doesn't respond to your dm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 17:42:52 No.63884767 Report

Quoted By: >>63886255 >>63891231

>>63878879
>be over 6'
>be white (or white-passing like italian)
>have good body
>tweet a picture of yourself almost nude with your oshi's dakimakura and tag her

She'll slide in your DMs instantly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 17:47:05 No.63884915 Report

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>>63878879
>holo
lol
even if you are an arabian prince there are 20 of you trying (and failing) to groom her already
you go for 1-2views, anything above that means she's too smart to get groomed
>inb4
that cuck that gave riro thousands of dollars on gifts didn't even get to taste the cum of her manager in her cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 18:03:52 No.63885546 Report

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I'm actually thinking about looking for a 1view and see how far I can actually go.
Any tips?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 18:05:06 No.63885592 Report

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>>63878879
become a talented artist (drawing or music) and make stuff for free until she notices and hires you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 18:07:26 No.63885682 Report

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>>63878879
Can only realisticly do it if they're a 2view or below. Literally not possible for a Hololive girl unless you're a celebrity/uber rich.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 18:20:28 No.63886161 Report

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remember how the artist angle went for mizuryukei and marine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 18:22:18 No.63886229 Report

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>>63878879
be her manager

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 18:22:59 No.63886255 Report

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>>63884767
what ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 18:24:29 No.63886339 Report

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If you only care about being close to her, this is the best approach. >>63886229
If you, however, want something more, then you are late for that kind of stuff if your oshi is in a corpo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 18:24:36 No.63886341 Report

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Chances are (You) have already had a conversation with her on /here/ you just havent competently translated the hieroglyphics yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 18:28:02 No.63886511 Report

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>>63886341
>There's a non-zero chance that (you) shitposted your oshi
>There's a non-zero chance that (you) called your oshi nigger
Owari

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 18:30:24 No.63886629 Report

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>>63886161
What, who, and whom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 19:18:30 No.63888426 Report

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>>63878879
Talk shit. That's how I got Rushia to message me herself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 19:19:17 No.63888455 Report

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>>63886255
Some pastanigs still delude themselves into thinking they're white passing. Crazy huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 20:25:21 No.63891133 Report

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>>63879267
>Are you an equivalent to someone hating a song purely because radio stations won’t stop spamming it?
>Would you define did serial monogamy as whore behavior?
>Do you even watch Shiori?
>What would your oshi think of you calling her coworker a whore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 20:27:09 No.63891231 Report

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>>63884767
Brb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 21:07:24 No.63893425 Report

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>>63878879
Spam cum tributes at her every day. She'll be so impressed by your virility that it's certain you'll be contacted.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 21:13:24 No.63893748 Report

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>>63878879
The closest thing you will ever get to feel your oshi is to buy luxury prostitute which will cosplay as her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 21:15:13 No.63893856 Report

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>>63878879
Become a male vtuber or some kind of industry adjacent to vtubing so you can use your job as an excuse to get close

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 21:16:16 No.63893907 Report

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>>63893748
>buy luxury prostitute which will cosplay as her.
Actually, that's not a bad idea...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 22:44:00 No.63898755 Report

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>>63878879
what

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 22:48:13 No.63899004 Report

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You know at the start of Myth I had no context behind Hololive and remember getting confused because as someone in the arts seeing a bunch of other artsy types, your people, and being unable to contact them was odd.
Then when I dug in a little more I saw it's this entire super walled garden, but on one hand I get it. You can't reasonably hold a conversation with thousands of people, but the only people you can email and talk to don't have English as their first language so what can you do really.
I mean I don't think meet n greets are meant for pitching collabs. I'm just saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 22:52:43 No.63899266 Report

Quoted By: >>63899496

>>63878879
Make a Hololive fan game. They'll have to contact you for perms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 22:57:25 No.63899496 Report

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>>63899266
>they (management) will have to contact you for perms
make a fangame but not for hololive, it doesn't need to be much, games are the kind of fanart indies never get

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2023 23:00:53 No.63899671 Report

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>>63878879
Learn how to draw, make assets, music, etc. and frequently post your work in their tags and hope they hire you.

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