>>6430912It's the exact same reason female comedians aren't funny, every joke is related to sex, like you said. On individual levels...
Melody is mostly fine, can have moments of wisdom and passion, but most of it is related to porn and the conversation outside that tends to be rather basic and empty. She has the potential to be interesting if she wasn't so...dumb, I guess, is the best word?
Iron Mouse is also mostly fine. She fits the cute quota and is genuinely a VERY talented singer and has a sharp wit, she's honestly the one I have the most to compliment and least to complain over. But when she's with the others, she just becomes ANOTHER Vshojo girl.
In fact, there's a center point, whenever they're all together they all seem to just become fucking gibbering retards that can only make dick and butt jokes.
Zen is kinda dull. Her concept is fine, and she does some goofy junk with her model, but it really seems like she's very dependent on reacting to things around her rather than being funny on her own. And yes, I don't like the Text to speech.
Silver is annoying. I personally don't find her overall design appealing, her voice hits my ear wrong and most of her personality is TITS!
Fuck Nyanners. I don't care about her stupid history of being shitty and stupid with her handling of a fanbase, but she might be one of the worst in general. If it's not a sex joke, it's some other stupid toilet humor. "Hurr Durr diarrhea. Fart". She also feels so unconfident and doubtful. If she's not screeching over her own stupid jokes, then she's mumbling her words.
And the fuckin' fat tittied dragon cyborg chick was so FUCKING irritating, I left mid-debut and NEVER looked back. She's absolutely the worst that Vshojo has to offer, period. "MY TITS ARE HUGE! I WANT TO GET ALWAYS PREGNANT SO I GET BIG TITS! LOL TAKE OVER THE WORLD BECAUSE I GET SO PREGNANT! TITTY TIT TIT TITS!"
I haven't watched much of Veibae, but she seems like just your generic Vshojo girl.
Also, they're basically just the next incarnation of reaction girls.
