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Schizo Theories>Kiara has a gun >Ina is pregnant >Bubba is a rrat >Amelia Watson was the first person hired for Hololive EN, because YAGOO is a huge fan of a show that she has done voice work for >They weren't sure about Mori AT ALL. The whole Rap thing wasn't as abig of a selling point in Japan, but because she's got an animation skillset and a socially crippling work ethic they took a punt on her. >Kiara is based >Gura is afraid of the dark, mainly because she doesn't understand how blacklights work and she thinks darkness would expose her. >Amelia Watson Killed Olivia, then shot her corpse full of AsaWatson and a Monster Energy drink that had an Apex Legends promotion on the can. As a result of this heinous experiment, Kureiji Ollie was manifest. >Ina is too boring to rrat about >Mori once brapped so hard that her and Kiara are now banned from the Sendai prefecture, as Mori tried to pass off her foul butt blast as being the sulphur from an onsen instead of just the stankest ass emenation you could possibly imagine. (like fried chicken mixed with tomato soup in a trash can) >Gura met Watson at Comicon in 2018, They both got stuck in an elevator with Xavier Woods and had to eat booty-os to survive. Then Gura remembered she has a degree in electrical engineering and jump started the elevator using some chewing gum, the foil from a condom wrapper, and 2x AA batteries.
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/vtx/ - Virtual Youtuber Schizos board when?
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don't use pekora for your EOP rrats, fuck off
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>>6579201 >pekora jerks off during streams Anonymous
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>>6579287 >pekora jerks off during streams Wait that leads to the rrat of Pekora is a futanari doesn't it?
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>>6579201 >every holo is a virgin (including Rushia). >no holo has a bf or is married. >every holo is a carpet munching demon. >Luna broke her wrist by fingerblasting subaru too fast. >Pekora snitched Mio to capcom. Anonymous
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>>6579201 >Pekora is Yagoo's pimp and every night she sells his loose ass to lonely old salarymen for 150 yen. He'll do anything except kissing. Anonymous
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>>6579265 I can Japrat if you want but it has less page views and my social media degree tells me that's nerd shit.
>Kiara and Marine went to karaoke together and kissed a bit but they're both too beta to fuck >Ollie's phasmaphobia collab stream incident is a reference to the classic Fingerbox toy. >Sora is Yagoo's little sister >Rushia once ate a cow's udder in an attempt to grow breasts >Rushia drinks 2 litres of milk a day in an attempt to grow breasts >Pekora's new intro is better than her old one fuck you, dodondondondondon is based. >Mori is too autistic and her senpais are too japanese to break the ice and invite each other to collabs. >Botan ate Polka's ass to gain her powers. Anonymous
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a thread died for this.
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>>6579201 you have to be over 18 years old to post here
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>Amelia Watson is an anagram of Womanliest >Ina is too boring to rrat about or watch >Gen 2 is up in the air right now because they only had 3 applicants that weren't dogshit/liabilities/men. >Projekt Melody and Kiara are in talks to host a stream on chaturbate as soon as she gets her 3d model. >Gura once ate a whole garlic and threw up so much she lost 20 pounds in a week.
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>>6579201 >Gura met Watson at Comicon in 2018, They both got stuck in an elevator with Xavier Woods and had to eat booty-os to survive. Then Gura remembered she has a degree in electrical engineering and jump started the elevator using some chewing gum, the foil from a condom wrapper, and 2x AA batteries. Big if true.
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Botan said something alike "maybe we should create a Discord for Usaken" and Pekora created a Discord server for it. Multiple people thanked Botan after their 30 mins in the summer festial event when all she did was placing one stone. You can't make that shit up.
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>>6579201 >Gura remembered she has a degree in electrical engineering >Can't even do simple math how does she do it?
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>>6579201 <is this how 4channelers greentext?
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>>6579248 Would be heavily in favor of this and a /vtpol/ board as containment boards, although this place would probably end up virtually dead for 12 hours a day as a result.
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>>6579201 >Kiara is based Not a rrat, already proven many times.
>Ina is too boring to rrat about You'd be surprised.
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>>6579951 that's not a rrat
that's just a straight fact
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>>6581532 Where is your rrat?
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>Ayame has a crippling opiate addiction >Coco actually did fuck Yagoo once, for a laugh >The mocap for Azki is actually a 400 pound Nigerian man >The only actual lesbian in Hololive is Anya
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>>6579201 >Kiara is based Weak rrat
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Pekora has a boyfriend
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>>6582181 Nah nigga she left him for kanata after she managed to beat his numbers. Do your fucking reps you dimwitted piece of shit.
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Pekora only cares about numbers and is living frugally and at home so that when the Hololive/VTuber train ends she will have enough money stashed away to be a NEET the rest of her life.
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>>6582181 Anon, you cute little thing. While i agree this bitch needs some dicking as soon as possible, i think the jun rrat is just a rrat. I've yet to see any real link between them besides her being an obvious fan of his and their 20seconds chat through Skype 3 years ago during that pubg event jun casted with korone.
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None of the girls are actually 2D anime girls, they're played by actual 3D women with facecam technology.
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>Anon, you cute little thing. While i agree this bitch needs some dicking as soon as possible, i think the jun rrat is just a rrat. I've yet to see any real link between them besides her being an obvious fan of his and their 20seconds chat through Skype 3 years ago during that pubg event jun casted with korone.
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>>6582814 >Your Oshi actually loves you. I believe that
>None of the girls are actually 2D anime girls, they're played by actual 3D women with facecam technology. Now that's just nonsense
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>>6582824 Try to prove their relationship then
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>>6582824 thank you for lending a hand . kek
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Mori's farts can shred the fabric of time and space and cause a singularity in which we'll all be merged into one single massive gas state
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>>6579201 >Kiara has a gun Disproven ever since holomyth desu
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>Cover had Chinese investors replaced with Japanese investors that invested in Chinese companies and took over their boards. >They still used them as a sock puppet to fuck with the talents they didn't like >The interest in Chinese money is actually fake, they just really fucking like sweet and sour pork.
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>Ame fucked a dog and gave birth to Bubba >Pekora left a huge shit in Miko's toilet and was too autist to mention or do anything about it before leaving >Anemachi secretly collects Suisei's urine and incorporates it in her cooking >Gura has brain damage from her herion addiction >Ayame's IBS is caused by her boyfriend's diseased penis >Rushia likes having abortions as she finds it sexually arousing >Shion is dead, jumping infront of a train >The real Aqua killed herself months ago >Coco quit because she wants Yagoo's cock
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>>6583620 >Anemachi is actually /vt/'s piss alchemist Anonymous
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>>6579201 Nobody cares about kiara having a euro cucked .22 biathlon gun you fucking niggers
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>>6582583 pretty good plan honestly, that would make me respect her even more
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>Ina is pregnant
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>>6581268 Sounds like the engineers I work with honestly. It's pretty believable.
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>>6583915 >Suisei is her own piss alchemist because she keeps not taking her pills. Anonymous
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>Polka orchestrated Aloe's graduation so she could gaslight her into an emotionally abusive relationship >Her plan was foiled by the fact that she couldn't be 12 steps ahead of Nene because she is too unpredictable
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>>6579201 >Gura met Watson this but in england where these two live
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>Peko btfo Kiara after first time collab >KFP niggers doxxed Miko. >after Christmas collab, a letter sent to Peko house. It was Miko's address and death threat. >Peko avoid Miko, avoid Moona to protect them. >Peko used Kiara shit tier drawings for her new song to please KFP niggers >KFP niggers is now using same tactics to force YAGOO allows Kiara to collab with e-celeb.
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>Gura was changing Ame's diaper and Ame pissed all over Gura and that's why they don't collab anymore.
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exciting rat coming through>your oshi doesn't love you
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>>6579350 >Pekora snitched Mio to capcom. That's a good one kekek
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>>6587479 kiara is miko
source in kiaras roommate videos she says nyahallo this is a whistleblow to her viewers she is miko all along Anonymous
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>Aloe's graduation was all part of a well planned action by Nene so she can be the only idol/singer focused girl within her gen >Lammy is a chink weeb whos father is cover's biggest investor >Botan is actually the daughter of her roomate people rrat about. She used her mother cv to apply for hololive >Polka is yagoo's little sister
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>>6579201 >>Amelia Watson Killed Olivia, then shot her corpse full of AsaWatson and a Monster Energy drink that had an Apex Legends promotion on the can. As a result of this heinous experiment, Kureiji Ollie was manifest. I like this. Another one!
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>>6581268 With a calculator and no horny kids with saviorfag syndrome around to emotionally manipulate
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>>6582583 wtf I love Pekora now?
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>>6582583 based and repilled pecocora
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>>6581607 I dont think its fair that Polka gets a board all to herself
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Kanata is fully naked on 98% of her streams
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>>6581268 by being a good histrionic this way it overrides first greenarrow
google Paradox Brothers' dungeon
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>>6579201 >everyone from hololive is black >Pikamee is actually not fat and she's a hapa ms skeltal >Kizuna Ai is a former man but the government allowed experimental surgery to transform their brain into a female body and so far there hasn't been any negative side effects but she requires regularly dosage of medication to prevent rejection >Monoe, the third member of VOMS was "graduated" not due to a contract breach but she went MIA for a bit, worrying her friends and a picture of her corpse was emailed to gyari, Pikamee and Tomoshika, scarring them for life >Kim Jong Un is interested in vtubers and is thinking about sending his elite agents into finding her irl, kidnapping her, and marrying her in secret >South Korea is planning kpop vtubers and PSY from Gangnam Style will be their "YAGOO" >The obsessive male fans that are deeply in love with vtubers are actually being unconsciously trained into becoming future mass murderers, but the powers that be are trying to better control this future disaster by introducing a way to discipline them into becoming super soldiers instead, unlocking the rest of their brain to increase cognitive ability and surpass the average human being who cannot use their brain to the fullest potential >Usada Pekora regularly checks the Japanese vtuber stats site for stream numbers like live viewers, superchat donations, viewer interaction, etc..
