>>69217298Don't. Your wife will box up all your old stuff and send it to the Philippines to her relatives. That treasured SNES or Sega Genesis you've held onto through the decades will be gone in a big ass box with all your other shit because "well you never use it anyways." You think I'm pulling your leg? Google "balikbayan box".
You will also become very acquainted with the smell of milkfish. Here's a hint, it doesn't smell like fresh milk.
>but the lumpia, the longganisa, the whole roast pig partiesYou'll only see that at the kids' birthday parties and since you don't want kids, your ass is getting served pancit, it's easy to make with both hands free while she's talking for hours on the phone with her friends in tagalog.
Get a job and hire a filipina maid. Don't marry her.
>t. half flip 
