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Quoted By: >>69402736
Much of this uses u/wiibiiz's interpretation as a basis to explain some of Niji's more inexplicably stupid actions. This account is a zesty blend of verifiable fact and speculation.
>Nijisanji sucks dick
>Management is total shit
>Livers graduating and getting terminated left and right
>Company reputation going down steadily for a year and a half
>Selen wants to release cute music video for Christmas
>Asked Niji to get permission from owner of song that the music video covers
>Nothing
>Asks Niji again and again to do the bare minimum required of a company that represents entertainers
>Still nothing
>Selen does it herself and the creator gives her permission immediately
>Hires other artists to work on music video, in production for months
>Pays for it out of her own pocket like all her other projects because Niji management is shit
>Asks for permission from management to release the video several weeks prior to Christmas
>Nothing
>Asks repeatedly for video to be approved as Christmas gets closer
>Still nothing
>Releases video on Christmas anyways - if they had a problem with it, they had weeks to do literally anything about it
>Management moves with the speed of the fucking Flash to take down the video because it had a touching reference to two graduated Niji livers for a few seconds
>Selen goes on Twitter to tell people that management took it down and tells them to reupload it so that people can still view it
>Instantly gets stealth-suspended
>Makes two attempts on her own life, is blessedly unsuccessful
>Hospitalized
>Tells Niji that she wants to quit, is willing to do so on peaceful terms
>Nothing
>Selen lawyers up and tells Niji that she'll release a statement in the event of a termination
>Still nothing
>Meanwhile, fans are getting worried
>#WheresSelen
>Only thing they know is that she was hospitalized for an "accident"
>Niji's rep is already circling the toilet, way too easy to blame management for everything
>Pomu graduating and Kyo announcing graduation doesn't help
>Selen's lawyer suggests giving Niji management a detailed report of all of her grievances as a way to possibly prompt some kind of dialogue
>Selen writes account, makes it clear she definitely wants it to be seen by nobody other than her, her lawyer, Niji lawyers and Niji management
>Niji lawyers get report
>HORY SHITTO
>Think that this is what Selen is going to release if they terminate her, are horribly wrong
>Tells management that shit is about to go down and Niji starts prepping for war
>Management sucks at prepping for war as much as representing their livers
>Is so obsessed with being the first voice in that they rush like mad, don't catch the error and make several more
>Already had termination notice drafted, alters it to counter stuff in the private account
>Makes the other livers think that she's going to leak their private info
>Shows them the parts of the account that mentioned them so that they can be prepared to comment on it
>They're turbo-fucked now and don't even know it
>Nijisanji sucks dick
>Management is total shit
>Livers graduating and getting terminated left and right
>Company reputation going down steadily for a year and a half
>Selen wants to release cute music video for Christmas
>Asked Niji to get permission from owner of song that the music video covers
>Nothing
>Asks Niji again and again to do the bare minimum required of a company that represents entertainers
>Still nothing
>Selen does it herself and the creator gives her permission immediately
>Hires other artists to work on music video, in production for months
>Pays for it out of her own pocket like all her other projects because Niji management is shit
>Asks for permission from management to release the video several weeks prior to Christmas
>Nothing
>Asks repeatedly for video to be approved as Christmas gets closer
>Still nothing
>Releases video on Christmas anyways - if they had a problem with it, they had weeks to do literally anything about it
>Management moves with the speed of the fucking Flash to take down the video because it had a touching reference to two graduated Niji livers for a few seconds
>Selen goes on Twitter to tell people that management took it down and tells them to reupload it so that people can still view it
>Instantly gets stealth-suspended
>Makes two attempts on her own life, is blessedly unsuccessful
>Hospitalized
>Tells Niji that she wants to quit, is willing to do so on peaceful terms
>Nothing
>Selen lawyers up and tells Niji that she'll release a statement in the event of a termination
>Still nothing
>Meanwhile, fans are getting worried
>#WheresSelen
>Only thing they know is that she was hospitalized for an "accident"
>Niji's rep is already circling the toilet, way too easy to blame management for everything
>Pomu graduating and Kyo announcing graduation doesn't help
>Selen's lawyer suggests giving Niji management a detailed report of all of her grievances as a way to possibly prompt some kind of dialogue
>Selen writes account, makes it clear she definitely wants it to be seen by nobody other than her, her lawyer, Niji lawyers and Niji management
>Niji lawyers get report
>HORY SHITTO
>Think that this is what Selen is going to release if they terminate her, are horribly wrong
>Tells management that shit is about to go down and Niji starts prepping for war
>Management sucks at prepping for war as much as representing their livers
>Is so obsessed with being the first voice in that they rush like mad, don't catch the error and make several more
>Already had termination notice drafted, alters it to counter stuff in the private account
>Makes the other livers think that she's going to leak their private info
>Shows them the parts of the account that mentioned them so that they can be prepared to comment on it
>They're turbo-fucked now and don't even know it
