>>70427293>>70426508Absolutely wrong. As multiple episodes of the official podcast have explained, most people suck their own dick the wrong way. The poor man's self suck doesnt work, because your dick is, too short unless you're mandingo.
The true and tried method is lying on your back, with a wall behind the top of your head. Then you raise your legs up and try to touch the wall with your feet. Then you "walk down" the wall with your feet, until the dick is in sucking range. This needs practice of course, results may wary.
Btw, the rib removal thing is a rumour that was started about marilyn manson. It is completely fabricated and only believed by absolute room temp iq mongrels and teenagers.
