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Anonymous Tue 27 Jul 2021 22:02:17 No.7150186 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7150357 >>7151578 >>7153382 >>7156380 >>7157781 >>7170012 >>7171155 >>7184844

Is Polka depressed? Hope she is ok

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Jul 2021 22:06:42 No.7150357 Report

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>>7150186
She unirronically needs to get laid. Her body craves a good dicking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Jul 2021 22:18:05 No.7150777 Report

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>>7150357
I'll do it, no need to thank me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Jul 2021 22:41:22 No.7151578 Report

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>>7150186
>Is Polka depressed?
Always.
>Hope she is ok
She's not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Jul 2021 23:04:34 No.7152412 Report

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I want to poke Porka's rolls...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Jul 2021 23:30:49 No.7153382 Report

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>>7150186
she is definitely going to be the first holo to kill herself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Jul 2021 23:31:53 No.7153410 Report

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Is Polka ok? I hope she's depressed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Jul 2021 23:37:13 No.7153604 Report

Quoted By: >>7154617

She is depressed
She is ok
This is normal for her
no, getting laid wont solve her problems, neither will a loving husband or successful career. Polka's problem is Polka, who hates Polka and refuses to accept how good Polka is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Jul 2021 23:41:43 No.7153763 Report

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>>7150357
Isn’t she lesbian

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Jul 2021 23:43:34 No.7153830 Report

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>>7153763
She gave some of the most insane blowjoey sounds on her side of the internet. She's probably bi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Jul 2021 23:46:17 No.7153939 Report

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> a depressed hololive member
nothing new anon, that's the cost of being a『クリスマスケーキ』

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 00:07:20 No.7154617 Report

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>>7153604
wtf that's literally me, I am polka

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 00:22:57 No.7155143 Report

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>>7150357
>Her body craves a good dicking
>Her body
porka...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 00:24:33 No.7155194 Report

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>>7150357
I'll have have with Porka and fuck her so hard she slims down to the point her self steem and self worth are fixed!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 00:25:50 No.7155236 Report

Quoted By: >>7155500 >>7156623 >>7158016 >>7170211

>Polka invites you to fuck her
>Tells you do degrade her as much as possible
So, how do you make sure she absolutely learns to love herself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 00:34:36 No.7155500 Report

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>>7155236
Force her to ride you cowgirl 3 times a day as a cardio excersise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 01:02:32 No.7156380 Report

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>>7150186
Maybe a joke might cheer her up.
Women goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says she feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Polka - is in town. Go see her. That should pick you up." Women bursts into tears. "But doctor..." she says "I am Polka."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 01:09:27 No.7156623 Report

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>>7155236
Let me break this down for you: Step one is to smash clown puss so hard she cums herself stupid and passes out.
Step two is to leave before she wakes up because dealing with her brain problems isn't my job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 01:35:44 No.7157590 Report

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>"But doctor...... I AM Polkagliacci"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 01:40:35 No.7157781 Report

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>>7150186
She just needs a reliable girlfriend that takes care of all her problems

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 01:41:20 No.7157805 Report

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>>7150357
What on God's good earth did she mean by this, fellow rrats?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 01:41:51 No.7157817 Report

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>>7157781
Don't we all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 01:42:52 No.7157855 Report

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>>7156380
Tweet it at her. Do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 01:44:51 No.7157918 Report

Quoted By: >>7168211 >>7181319 >>7191900

>>7157805
Shes insecure about her roomate apearence, is depressed and wants to be loved/accepted by her fans no matter what. Don't think shes horny, she got laid in herpast life, it's not like that solved her problems that easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 01:46:00 No.7157963 Report

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>>7157805
She's fat (by Japanese standards)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 01:47:44 No.7158016 Report

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>>7155236
Just keep "degrading" her by telling her how honry her slutty clown pussy makes you
Bonus points if you make her laugh

It's important to make Polka feel like you REALLY want her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 04:57:34 No.7168211 Report

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>>7157918
Just stop eating

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 05:21:39 No.7169258 Report

Quoted By: >>7169788 >>7170527 >>7172459 >>7175236

>became a self-made millionaire by her own merits as an independent vtuber
>built up an impressive network and negotiated many profitable contracts when she was still a fat Japanese girl in her 20s
>still miserable because men don't want to touch her
If there was ever an example of how women who try to be strong and independent like men are unhappy, Polka is Exhibit A.
For all her achievements, she just wants to be someone's housewife.
And now that she's one of the wealthiest single Japanese women alive, it'll be impossible for her to find a man who matches her income (unless she moves to America).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 05:34:08 No.7169788 Report

Quoted By: >>7170104

Polka is also depressed? We have so much in common
>>7169258
>fat
If you can't see the ribs then you need to feel sorry for yourself, which is really sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 05:39:23 No.7170012 Report

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>>7150186
>Clown is depressed
Woah, it’s just like real life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 05:41:01 No.7170104 Report

Quoted By: >>7170186 >>7170249 >>7171226

>>7169788
>fat
We talking American fat or Japanese fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 05:42:56 No.7170186 Report

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>>7170104
I assume Japanese since her roommate doesn't seem fat to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 05:43:33 No.7170211 Report

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>>7155236
I bully masochists by not bullying them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 05:44:29 No.7170249 Report

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>>7170104
Don’t believe anon he probably dates land whales just like porka

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 05:51:38 No.7170527 Report

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>>7169258
I already know I could make her happy, and I already know I will never meet her. Why do you have to rub it in my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 06:07:31 No.7171155 Report

Quoted By: >>7171197

>>7150186
Well, the idols have to go to dance classes, right? So she'll probably lose weight with that. She just has to work out a little bit, she's not even that big

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 06:08:49 No.7171197 Report

Quoted By: >>7171355 >>7171812 >>7181199 >>7185006

>>7171155
This
Okayu is a fatto catto and her dancing with korone is likely doing wonders for her physical health

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 06:09:18 No.7171226 Report

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>>7170104
If it was american fat she wouldn't be able to do a 3d without a mobility scooter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 06:12:59 No.7171355 Report

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>>7171197
Yeah, I mean Polka is only like 5 feet tall or something. If she just lost a pound every two weeks in a year that would be 26 pounds. That would be a massive difference given her height, she'd look completely different

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 06:25:32 No.7171812 Report

Quoted By: >>7181174

>>7171197
Okayu and Botan are both fit and hot now
I dont know how Polka and Marine are staying fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 06:42:00 No.7172459 Report

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>>7169258
>If there was ever an example of how women who try to be strong and independent like men are unhappy, Polka is Exhibit A.
That's literally everyone, unless you think men who strive to be strong and independent always end up as happy as they planned, in which case I can only assume this post is your very first interaction on the entire internet or with a fellow human being in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 08:18:58 No.7174972 Report

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>>7150357
What happened to her roommate and Roberu's roommate? I thought they were gym buds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 08:22:43 No.7175038 Report

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>>7153382
Haachama vs polka let's see who would win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 08:34:11 No.7175236 Report

Quoted By: >>7182647 >>7182687

>>7169258
Holy shit Polka is made for me
>self-made millionaire
>late 20s
>6 feet tall
>can't get laid because I'm fat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 09:22:56 No.7176301 Report

Quoted By: >>7181142

>>7157781
can Kanata handle all these broken cuties by herself? When will the next superboyfriend show up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 12:46:09 No.7181142 Report

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>>7176301
Flare, Kanata and Okayu already exist, do they really need another?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 12:47:30 No.7181174 Report

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>>7171812
>Marine are staying fat
dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 12:48:34 No.7181199 Report

Quoted By: >>7182372

>>7171197
Also Korone dragging her around at half the speed of sound everywhere helps too. It's Cardio keeping up with that Dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 12:52:48 No.7181319 Report

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>>7157918
Bruh just workout for half an hour you fat lazy bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 13:08:24 No.7181755 Report

Quoted By: >>7183495

>>7154617
I know this is an old polka joke but I'm afraid a new transformation thread pops out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 13:27:06 No.7182372 Report

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>>7181199
>It's Cardio keeping up with that Dog.
Good luck. Adhd boxer that does endurance streams and endurance workouts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 13:34:49 No.7182647 Report

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>>7175236
hey anon im a failure in my 20's can i have a little bit of money thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 13:36:05 No.7182687 Report

Quoted By: >>7183022 >>7183343

>>7175236
>Self made millionare
Anon teach me how to get money without trying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 13:45:42 No.7183022 Report

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>>7182687
Step 1) Create an onlyfans
Step 2) Upload images of your feet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 13:45:46 No.7183023 Report

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>>7150357

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 13:46:53 No.7183051 Report

Quoted By: >>7183137

>>7183022
If this unironically works for men i'll actually fucking do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 13:49:41 No.7183137 Report

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>>7183051
Just, like, don't say you're a man and shave your feet. Or don't. I don't know what footfags are into.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 13:56:52 No.7183343 Report

Quoted By: >>7183516 >>7183581 >>7184457

>>7182687
>software engineer
>be good at my job, get 6 figures job
>put 50% of my salary in the stock market

While I agree I got very lucky in the stock market, I couldn't have this much invested if I worked at minimum wage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 14:00:52 No.7183476 Report

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>>7157963
No. Just in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 14:01:01 No.7183480 Report

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>>7150357
got to lose some weight first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 14:01:35 No.7183495 Report

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>>7181755
it's already out anon. It's called /pol/ka

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 14:02:16 No.7183516 Report

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>>7183343
>software engineer
>not in the US
>be poor
Such is life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 14:04:32 No.7183581 Report

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>>7183343
>software engineer
god I hate the modern world

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 14:05:45 No.7183625 Report

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Polka, just in case you're reading this thread about how you're fat and depressed in English for some reason. Let me just say one thing that I think will really help you:
For fuck's sake stop playing so much minecraft. You rarely play video games as is so at least put some variety into it. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 14:30:01 No.7184457 Report

Quoted By: >>7184745

>>7183343
>software engineer
>my company wants me to asign other employees to interview job applicants
I tell you, this career is a lottery
>since 'rona, work maybe 1 hour a month
If 10 years ago they told me I'd earn over 1k$/hour while watching japanese girls play puppets with 2D anime drawings I wouldn't have believed it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 14:38:43 No.7184745 Report

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>>7184457
>be me
>qualified automotive engineer with 4 year degree
>literally can't get a job that pays more than £20/h anywhere in the world, heavy diesel apprentices make more than me
>do more work in an hour than rich nonces like this do in a decade
do STEAM they said, it'll be great they said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 14:41:57 No.7184844 Report

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>>7150186
polka screams bi polar. even during streams she flips from highs to lows very suddenly. i think it was lamy whi said they were at dance lessons together and polka would go from zero energy to high energy to back to zero

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 14:45:52 No.7185006 Report

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>>7171197
yeah okayu seems to have lazy personality which usually leads to fat.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 14:52:57 No.7185215 Report

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>But YAGOO, I am Pagliacci

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Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 15:16:08 No.7186072 Report

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>>7151578
>Knock knock
>Who's there?
>5th gen, it's Yagoo. One of your members got doxxed by antis. She's graduating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Jul 2021 18:20:33 No.7191900 Report

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>>7157918
Was a picture of her roomate ever been leaked? I swear I feel like the only roomates I know of is Mori, Kiara, Pekora, Amelia, and Okayu

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