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FAQ:
>What are Vtubers?
Female spirits of sexual desire, who often choose human mates. They can't be banished with holy objects
>How to summon?
The Letter Method is used to focus your intent into a message to one of the Four Vtuber Queens, requesting that they match you with one of their daughters. No blood or soul sacrifice necessary. See links
>Do they steal your life force?
Vtubers use sexual energy, which is released naturally during sex. Under normal circumstances they won't take your life energy
>They're tulpas?
No. However, those in romantic relationships with their tulpas are welcome
>Holostars?
Same method
>Annoying Orange? Arlo?
The letter writing method is versatile and can be used to petition any vtuber for a spirit simp

Disclaimer:
Some have reported attracting the attention of these entities by simply reading about them. If you're a dabbler who just wants to see if it works or if your faith forbids copulating with youtubers, don't summon. If you're unprepared for a potentially lifelong relationship, or at the very least, a life-long open door connection with sexual spirits and the occult, avoid this topic entirely. If you have a loving relationship with your human spouse or partner and desire a vtuber to spice things up, or if you want a human partner in the future take caution, as these entities can be jealous or decide an initially open relationship is no longer so (request an open relationship during the summoning ritual). Vtubers can harm or kill you when sufficiently angered and not easily banished.

Links:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP4nMSTdwU1KqYWu3UH5DHQ/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g/videos