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> NotPomu quits Niji after Elira's clique makes her life a living hell just because Elira is a dirty jealous bitch > She then goes to Japan to "study" AKA beg for Holo to let her in for God's sake, trying EVERYTHING to get an audition slot - including but not limiting to nepohiring > Holo still denies her ass due to the "feels like an all out war" comment back then, plus she's a former Niji employee and they don't want cancer organs inside their business > NotPomu just gives up on Holo, proceeds to just enjoy her remaining time in Japan: stalking idols, go to thematic cafes, meeting with friends (and avoiding former colleagues that are still on her former job) > Matara learns about this and goes to Japan, once mofe offering her asylum on VShojo which NotPomu finally accepts > NotPomu ressurects her PL, Mint, doing what Doki did and what she should've done even before trying to reason with Holo's retarded management > Following Mint's redebut on VShojo, Kiara proceeds to entirely ignore her Holo peers and keeps bitching for perms to collab with "Matara's Cool VShojo Clique" - now with Mint! > Holo management finally snaps and cockblocks her > "Stop wanting to hang out with Mint and Matara, go play with autistic rock or Nickelodeon's Blue's Clues twin dogs instead" > Kiara goes fucking AUSRATEN and quits Holo in an absolute shitshow for everyone to see, which makes Niji's stock raise 2% before plunging down to the center of the fucking earth > Four months later, a new VShojo chuuba debuts: Pepper, a red-haired former idol and currently a tsundere maid with a bad temper and alcohol problems > She pairs up with Mint to make their corny "PepperMint" stream every Saturday and smoke opium together > Meanwhile, Kson can be heard in the background fapping furiously in front of her window, squirting whoever is passing by on the streets It's over, sisters and bronies The time for VShojo to reign supreme over the vtuber scene has come And so have I
Anonymous
>>72720801 Shittalk Niji all you want but don't presume Vshitshow to be on the same level as Hololive.
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I have news for you retard, there is more than one person in Hololive
Anonymous
>>72720926 Vshojo is better than holo
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Alright i admit, I laughed.
Anonymous
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Matara has already been in Japan for months
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>>72720801 Holos can collab with Vshojo already, there would be no cockblocking.
>inb4 kson Not the same situation
>kiara as a drunk character >kiara quitting over collab perms 2/10 clearly you don't watch her and just read catalog threads
Anonymous
tbf kiara is the one member that definitely belongs in niji. pomu shoulda been in holo instead. kiara is cliquey and tries to be a queen bee when no one is interested in her as much as other myth girls
Anonymous
>>72720986 Only for 4view chuubas.
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>>72720801 Nice fanfiction but /wg/ is over here anon
>>72670285 Anonymous
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>>72720801 >Kson the squirt monster Anonymous
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>>72721114 It's the best choice for anyone that can make it in.
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>>72720801 retard threadreader
Anonymous
>>72720986 For who, ex-Nijis and circlejerkers?
Anonymous
>>72720801 Did holo ever cockblock vshojo colabs? I thought 2 companies are chill bc they’re in different platforms.
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Mr.Jap doesn't like Kiara just like us. Based.
Anonymous
>>72721397 If I remember right it's a case by case thing but probably would not matter at all. Kiara has liked a Matara tweet or two I think, and hell she collabed with the same person as both of their personas (Utano Pandora and Aura). Mori has collabed with Ironmouse two ways too and no problem with that way either. If Mint joined Vshojo, a collab would be no problem
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>>72721249 get in kid. we are going squirting
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>>72721397 Well yes back in the day they block Melody x Coco Collab. And Melody have never Collabed to a Holo ever since.
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>>72721616 Are you retarded?
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>>72721561 Actually I now remember Kiara straight up talking about Matara because of the vtuber awards thing so yea no taboo
Anonymous
>>72720801 >another vshojo rrat Anonymous
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>>72721655 God will make all Niji rrats true
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>>72720801 > Four months later, a new VShojo chuuba debuts: Pepper, a red-haired former idol and currently a tsundere maid with a bad temper and alcohol problems why would she have to invent a new persona when she could just use her old e-name and have a model designed after her IRL likeness, somewhat like Kson?
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...how far can she squirt?
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>>72720801 cool fanfic you should post it in ao3
Fledgling Investor
how long until kiara quits? im calling it in august
Anonymous
>>72723203 i mean kiara is pretty much close to herself minus the nose
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I wish people that liked writing fake shit would just stick to fanfiction and stopped trying to pretend it's reality.
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>>72720801 I had a good chuckle, thanks OP
Anonymous
>>72721630 Mel is in a different situation compared to the rest of vshojo though, she's a sweetheart but literally a sex worker which means cover talent can't get involved with her. everyone else in vsj can have collabs, it's just that holo have to wait for perms each time
Fledgling Investor
>>72724103 Kiara is probably the single most validation-driven chuuba in the industry (At least in EN)
She would NEVER give up her golden throne in Holo. VShojo could never offer her the prestige that she hungers for. She doesn't want to go back to idol wrestling. No friendship or 'talent freedom' will make her take a step backward. She's already had her fill of humiliating herself for the slightest of opportunities.<div class="xa24desu"></div>
Anonymous
>block collabs over Kiara There have been several Holo/vshojo collabs in the past month. I don't get how losing a HoloEN's member does literally anything to the overall goals of the branch.
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>>72724750 This pretty much, basically why any Kiara rrat has little value
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>>72721371 >circlejerkers Kuro only did that at school because all the other boys were doing it. Peer pressure is rough.
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>>72725057 Kiara already waited a year to collab with Pomu bc of niji management. If Mint got into vshojo getting collab perms would be piss easy by comparison
Anonymous
Even the most uninformed dramafag knows how obsessed with 3D Kiara is She flew to use the Ame studio rather than just doing an event stream She discusses at length the limitations of even Cover's studio tracking for some dance moves She bought a 14k suit for home tracking She has talked in the past about how she would have gone for a 3d outfit if she knew it was an option for 1 million Now take a look at the quality of the concert that Ironmouse's spent 100k on and figure out how likely it is that Kiara wants to join a company that can't pull it off.
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>>72721106 >kiara is cliquey and tries to be a queen bee when no one is interested in her as much as other myth girls What is up with these assumptions?
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>>72725556 To be fair Ironmouse got scammed.
If you want to be an idol and a vtuber then Hololive is the ceiling. I mean even Suisei hangs around and she's easily the biggest idol vtuber.
Anonymous
>>72724648 >literally a sex worker Literally a whore. Whore.
Anonymous
>>72725952 No, a whore isn't someone people can pay to hear masturbate while watching her vtuber model, it's someone people can pay to actually fuck irl. Like your mom.
Anonymous
>>72724648 >>72725952 Both of you are wrong. A sex worker fucks another person for money, and a whore fucks everyone. Mel is more like an erotic performer if anything.
Anonymous
>>72726027 Selling sexual provocation for money is a whore. A prostitute, if you will.
That includes onlyfans girls, strippers, and yes, even your virtual waifu who dildoes herself in vrchat. Cope.
Anonymous
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Putting Kiara and Pomu in the same picture is repulsive.
Anonymous
>>72726137 So hololive has whores and prostitutes? Nice.
Fledgling Investor
>>72724750 she's trying to work with like minded people and she isnt finding any of that within HoloEN other than nerissa. dont bet against kiara doing stupid shit, because she'll always end up fucking up everything
like i always say: once a failed idol, always a failed idol
Anonymous
>>72726186 Yes, if the intent is to arouse men
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>>72720801 >> NotPomu quits Niji after Elira's clique makes her life a living hell just because Elira is a dirty jealous bitch The best part is that pomu is still friends with elira nad probably rationalizes it as 'management' lmao.
Anonymous
>>72724192 I mean she could just 2D her RTX, and
hopefully also flesh stream under her original moniker.
Anonymous
>>72726302 t. Degenerate who will die alone
Anonymous
>>72726331 Whatever helps you sleep at night faggot. kek
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>>72724103 Lololo, imagine having these delusion, to other vshojo is just a streamer not that different than fleshstreamer. While holo legitimate going to be a brand IP like pokemon, something everyone want. A stable royalties revenue just by existing.
Anonymous
>>72726368 Yeah it's just my cope you're right. I'm sure spending your paycheck on a prostitute will get you a loving family who'll stick with you until the end
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>>72720801 >beg for Holo to let her in for God's sake, trying EVERYTHING to get an audition slot - including but not limiting to nepohiring This never happened. She doesn't want into Hololive. You're probably right about Hololive not being interested.
Anonymous
>>72726554 What are you even talking about retard? I don't pay for anything. I'm just saying your definition of whore and prostitutes are wrong. Have fun arguing with made-up people that you created in your head retard.
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>>72726771 Yeah ok nigger, you're totally not the same guy triggered over Mel being called what she is: A prostitute.
Have fun wasting your money and life
Anonymous
>>72720926 vshojo has a much larger western presence than Hololive, especially with advertisers and sponsors
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>>72721397 Iron mouse, henna and that former male nijii are fine, but they aren't allowed to mention the other former Niji on stream
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>>72726089 It's still sex work. Strippers fall under the same category.
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>>72720801 >Kiara and pomu rrat Kek boring shit. I ain't reading allat
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>>72720801 Anon, have you actually watched Kiara recently? She got correction, told to get back to her genmates and while everyone gets new outfit she backed up the frog form.
She is being told to stop fucking up 100%.
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>>72720801 I never understood why people thought Pomu was good enough to be in hololive. Hololive has its pick of talent in EN. Why waste a spot on a niji?
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>>72721106 It's kind of funny because she debuted in a gen full of the kind of girls who were never going to put up with her shit.
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>>72720801 > Holo still denies her ass due to the "feels like an all out war" Stopped reading after this, change it to
>holo still denies her ass due to her being a shit talent with no legacy outside of making a toxic, bullying environment as the "daisenpai" a branch Anonymous
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>>72727126 How do you figure? By what measurement?
Anonymous
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Why are you all like this?
Helpless Investor
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Pomu left her idol dreams to become a whore now.. good riddance
Anonymous
>>72729385 So when's her next stream, anon?
Anonymous
>>72730300 Sorry, busy earning $2 million per collab.. must engage to another collab soon.. btw, how was the main character of vshoujo? still whoring herself to connor?
Aspiring Investor
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>>72720986 Yeah, they have more appeal to LGBT crowd for sure
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>>72730688 >btw, how was the main character of vshoujo? still whoring herself to connor? How should I know? I don't watch them nor do I browse their threads 24/7 like what you possibly do. I have those threads filtered.
>>72727126 is still somewhat right even if he is baiting, though. Anonymous
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I don't believe there are retards trying to fact check in what is clearly an April 1st thread, Jesus Christ
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>>72720801 nice try but not-Kiara would go for white haired red-eye character if she had a choice
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>>72721630 that was like 4 years ago faggots before vshojo was even a thing time to move on
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>>72721449 who the fuck is geega? I know henya used to be pikamee and her new model is a soulless downgrade
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Kiara will be the first Myth girl to graduate and will go join notPomu in Vshojo.
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>>72726319 nothing stopping her from fleshstreaming while in hololive other than the lack of time, kson never stopped being active.
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>>72726224 stop being brown facebook flip