[Intro]
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Gawr Gura please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Gawr Gura please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a loli girl before
Jaws all on the floor like Petra, like Elira just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
She didn't just say what I think she did, did she?"
And Ms. Sana said
Nothing, you idiots, Ms. Sana's dead, she's locked in my basement (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Gura
"Chicka-chicka-chicka, Gawr Gura, I'm sick of her
Look at her, walkin' around, grabbin' her you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who", "Yeah, but she's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on YT and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Fuana to hump a cute moom
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade they've got the Anime Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump cute animals and watamelon
Then there's no reason that a woman and another woman can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
[Chorus]
I'm Gawr Gura, yes, I'm the real Gura
All you other Gawr Guras are just imitating
So won't the real Gawr Gura please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Gawr Gura, yes, I'm the real Gura
All you other Gawr Guras are just imitating
So won't the real Gawr Gura please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[Verse 2]
Cali Mori don't gotta cuss in her raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck her, and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Gawr, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Takanashi Kiara?
Yo, shit, Pipkin Pippa better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Mumie and Shiori
And hear 'em argue over who she eat out first
Little bitch put me on blast on YVT
"Yeah, She's cute, but I think She's married to Ame, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Gawr VD (Agh!)
I'm sick of you little Niji girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
