Fellas, I love pantsu. Pantsu is exciting. Pantsu gets my heart aflutter. In 2024, pantsu is as deliberate as pokies, or those yoga pants with the in-built wedgie seam. Pantsu straddles the exciting line between "I consent" and "oops tee hee" that old school pinup was all about. In 2024, a girl knows when you're looking up her skirt, which makes the pantsu even more exciting. It's also the perfect realisation of "less is more", as opposed to those godawful tightsfags, cuz you're seeing a hint of fabric that tells you what the girl wanted you to see. In an era of safety shorts and spats, pantsu is a signal of playfulness, deliberation and willingness.
Pantsu is glorious. In 2024, pantsu is sexier than ever. All hail pantsu.