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Anonymous Sat 04 May 2024 23:54:40 No.75121144 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>75121223 >>75121415 >>75121500 >>75121546 >>75121726 >>75121887 >>75122322 >>75122593 >>75123678

You wake up in the middle of the night and see this.
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2024 23:55:40 No.75121223 Report

Quoted By: >>75121473

>>75121144
shoot the bitch four times with my loaded AR-15 that I keep under my bed every night, put one more round in her head to be sure I’m fine, and then call the cops to report a B&E

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2024 23:56:30 No.75121289 Report

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STICK IT IN HER POOPER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2024 23:57:55 No.75121415 Report

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>>75121144
Take my meds and go back to bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2024 23:58:33 No.75121473 Report

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>>75121223
least paranoid and prone to violence american

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2024 23:58:51 No.75121500 Report

Quoted By: >>75122720

>>75121144
Pull her pants down, and then my own. Then we touch our asses together and I'll shit in her butt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 May 2024 23:59:27 No.75121546 Report

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>>75121144
show me her face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 May 2024 00:01:26 No.75121726 Report

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>>75121144
Touch fluffy tail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 May 2024 00:03:15 No.75121887 Report

Quoted By: >>75122593

>>75121144
wonder when the fuck did i buy a fridge that big

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 May 2024 00:07:33 No.75122230 Report

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Ask my wife if she'd like me to cook her something. And remind her the food prep stuff we made over the weekend is in the freezer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 May 2024 00:08:40 No.75122322 Report

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>>75121144
Why did I wake up in the kitchen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 May 2024 00:12:09 No.75122593 Report

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>>75121144
Not surprised at all. After the marathon lovemaking session we just went through I'm hungry and dehydrated as well.
>>75121887
Thats a normal sized fridge shes just a tiny asian woman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 May 2024 00:13:44 No.75122720 Report

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>>75121500
Shitakami Fubooty

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Anonymous Sun 05 May 2024 00:26:11 No.75123678 Report

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>>75121144
>Prithee, my Japanese Queen, might I throw my gaze upon your rumpscuttle?
>Yes, my dear, inch those court appearance pantsu down to revel thy magnificent can
>Oh my indeed
>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
>What is that over there, schnuckums?
>*Teleports behind you*
>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
>However, blessed buttocks, like Anycolor stock, you are now an arse that shrivels in a permanent anorexia, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...
>*Playful chortle*
>That's it, reveal yourself to me
>*Wedges bony cheeks apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
>*SNIFF*
>You did not disappoint me, my upper-class chuuba. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties
>*SNIFF*
>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
>Come on lass, you know what I require
>SQUEEEELDGE BOOOOOOOOOR BITOW POW POW BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP

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