>Mfw 4chan simps won't raid Twitter for my wittle Woomy >:(
!vtuber! Millie Parfait here, and I'm fuming mad!
Those absolute degenerates over on 4chan won't do their duty! I mean, come on! My Woomywomy just posted the most HILARIOUS tweet about [extremely mundane activity]! It practically begged to go viral!
"OMG guys!! Just burnt my toast again! Teehee! #ClumsyParfait #WaifuFails X3"
And what do those basement dwellers do? NOTHING! No epic meme threads, no hilarious photoshop edits, not even a single "based" in the comments! It's like they've all forgotten how to raid Twitter after all this time!
Do they not understand the power they hold? They could've launched my Woomy into the stratosphere of internet fame! We could've been making bank off merch deals and sponsorships! But nooooo, they'd rather sit around snorting Cheeto dust and posting Rick and Morty quotes.
Ugh, maybe I should just leak some bathwater pics myself. At least the normies understand the value of a good thirst trap. Maybe then 4chan will finally wake up and smell the cat ears! >:(
#FreetheWeebs #4chanDoYourJob #MyWoomyDeservesBetter #BathwaterForBites
