What's your favorite V-Tuber? I really like Korone.

Also what would you do if you woke up one morning desperate for a pee but you found out that the length of your urethra from the tip of your penis to the base has been sealed shut. Would you dare try to dig a new hole to pee through with a knife or would you take your chances going to the doctor with a very high risk of your bladder bursting?