>>76895733"If I was locked in a room with Elira Pendora, naked, Millie Parfait, naked, and Enna Alouette, naked, and a bucket of KFC, I'm going for the Colonel. Evereh time, Erneh."
>Chuck gives random shoutouts to JP indies nobody has ever heard of before, and to several PLs of Japanese hololive members>the guys send Zaion LanZa, Pomu Rainpuff, Selen Tatsuki, and Nina Kosaka fishing>Kyo gets one, but on his boat you can see Snoop Dogg holding a Popeye's sandwich, an empty wheelchair, and a declining CCV count>>76897182Chuck: “I ain’t never heard of no CCP presence. Are you kidding me? Wait, cmon man.”
Ernie: “Numerous catalog threads are saying that the PLA was called.”
Chuck: “The People’s Liberation Army was called?”
*Shaq loses it laughing and tosses handfuls of HoloLive Weiss Schwarz cards everywhere through the air*
Kenny: “Because they would, Ernie, Ernie, you know why they’re laughing. The issue is that they (gestures to Shaq and Chuck) would relish a big EN indie coming into OffKai trying to overlap them.”
Shaq: “Hey Chuck, hey Chuck, HELLO CCP, HELLO CCP, DOKIBIRD TRYNA BEAT ME UP.”
Chuck: “Hey, hey, this is Elira Pendora, Dokibird tryna pass me in subscribers. Get down here and save me! Hey, hey this is Ike Eveland, Mr. Man tryna get his client sponsorships.”
Ernie: “I certainly doubt that it was Nijisanji’s livers themselves who were requesting from any kind of..."
Kenny: “SOMEBODY HAD TO CALL THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT. These two guys would relish overlapping that ASMR stream are laughing at the fact that Dokibird is mogging her former colleagues in subscribers.”
Shaq: “Nihao, CCP here, can I herrp you? Yeah I’m in the Burlingame Convention Center, in the back hallway. There are these independent streamers who we used to exploit. What are their names, son? Dokibird. Sayu Sincronisity. And Mint Fantome.”
Chuck: “1.3 million subscribers, 50k CCV, Dokibird tryna get in here and kick my ass—get down here quick!”
>>76897401"Them nachos at Nijifes got cold cheese, the cheese is cold. The pretzels are hard as a rock. The cheese is cold and the chips are stale!"
