>>77926821I'm a volcel, but if I had to have sex with a woman, I wouldn't choose Pippa.
Pippa could have the sexiest torso and prettiest face in the world, but it wont make up for the fact that that sexy torso is covered in bug spray and mold, that she doesn't shave her pits, or for her racoon hands.
Not only that but she's so self-conscious and insecure. I hesitate writing this post on the off-chance she sees it and feels terrible for literal weeks over it. Shit like hairussy got into her head, so I can't fucking imagine the sort of second hand stress I'd get from actual sexual intercourse with her.
Finally, she's a self professed sadist. While this is probably an unrealistic fantasy born from her feelings of lacking control, I'm not a masochist in the slightest, so I couldn't and wouldn't be able to even humor her.