>how about a cup of tea with bo'oa wotah on a chewsday ~innit
Oh sod it you twat! Youre not a real Aenglo woman, blud! Youre not even on the bloody isles you fookin slag! Youre just a bunch of stereotypes and caricatures taped together that someone called a waifu! Youre a cunt yeah. A bloody cunt thats it.
Here's some advice, love. Quit the whole english shtick or me and bluds drag you to our ends and beat you on the Tesco parking lot! I swear to me nan!