>Come home from the 9-5
>Your wife is wearing her school uniform and smells like a bitch in heat
>Meh nothing I haven't seen before
>Say hi but head into the shower
>Literally feel the Earth tremble as the kirin waifu can't wait for sex
>Shower doors get flung open and launched into the next city
>You forgot this yandere could end you anytime she wants
>Balls experience the grip of death with one her hand and throat strangled by the other
>Makes the Yamcha meme crater look like a joke as she pins you to the ground
>She just rides you to death in your now destroyed bathroom
>Coom so hard that your soul leaves you
>Gets revived by golden apple
>Oh it's time for her to stream
>"You'll fix this right sweetie?"
Just another Thursday with my green wife.
