>>78691084[Opening scene: The Bikini Bottom Super Band is gathered for practice, led by Squidward]
Squidward: People, people, settle down. Ok, now, as we all know, we've been invited to play at the Bubble Bowl. So let's run through the song one more time, and a one, and a two...
[The band begins to play, but it's a disaster. Windows break, and Squidward's face is distorted with anger and embarrassment]
Squidward: Ok, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly that no one can hear us.
Band Member #1: Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws.
Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?
Band Member #1: Big, meaty claws.
Gawr Gura: Don't worry, Squidward, we'll make you proud! A 1, a 2, a skiddleydiddleydoo!
Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that... [sees Squilliam in the distance] ...Gawr Gura doesn't find out!
Gawr Gura: Squilliam!!
[Cuts to a shot of Squilliam laughing]
Squilliam: I just wanted to watch you blow it, Squidward. So, where's your band?
Squidward: Um, they couldn't make it. They... died.
Squilliam: Then who are those misfits behind you?
Squidward: AH! That would be my band.
Gawr Gura: We're ready to perform, Squidward!
Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look.
[Gawr Gura dances excitedly, her shark fins swaying to the music]
Squidward: That's her... eager face.
[The scene cuts to the Bubble Bowl, where the Bikini Bottom Super Band is about to perform]
Football Announcer: Ok, football fans, put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom Super Band!
[The crowd goes wild, cheering and throwing confetti]
Gawr Gura: I can't believe we're finally performing at the Bubble Bowl!
Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick...
Squidward: Alright, everyone, let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4...
[The band begins to play, and surprisingly, they sound incredible. The crowd goes wild, cheering for the Bikini Bottom Super Band]
