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Today I learned that epitome is pronounced as epitomi, like ebi tummy, and not as epitowm. All my life I've been hearing it all my life as epitowm, then suddenly all these online dictionaries are saying epitomi epitomi. The heck, have I been living a lie, even more than already it is. Have I gone senile and remember wrong things? Or memory alteration? Surely there are people who also say or hear epitowm. No, I only see videos insisting the correct pronunciation is epitomi. It's almost too suspicious, really. If my memory is not fictional, you'd think descriptivism would at least have a word or two. If enough people say epitowm, then it would be correct, or at least an acceptable alternative pronunciation. Tome is towm afterall, not tomee. Epitomi is the weird one here actually. Moreso the authoritian insistence that epitomee is the only correct one.
What's going on here? A worldwide conspiratorial revisionism, or mandela is rearing his berestein bear head again.
The answer is actually simple. On this day is when two intersecting universee starts to synchronize and merge. Atlantis actually originated from mars in an alternate universe. Atlantis was a utopian nirvana, where people say epitowm like god intended to. For reasons related to foot fetishes, atlantis was reduced to to ruins. The survivors sought to seek refuge in a neighboring blue planet. but due to math error, the spaceship miscalculated the coordinates by at least 2 hundred thousand light years, which resulted in travelling to a parallel universe instead. They still managed to land on earth, but the landing impact was too great it caused an explosion that destroyed the dinosaurs and caused an ice age. The survivors were scattered throughout different time eras, from medieval to current. Their bodies couldn't manifest in physical form, but their consciousness overwrote people's memories.
In summary, Gura and I both say epitowm, which is an undeniable proof that we were married in the previous martian atlantis life. That's right I remember it all now.
