>>79431702*Deep breath* Um, anyway, maybe mi fi stop now. Mi love purikura, yuh zimme. Love it bad. Haven't used it inna a while, though. Actually, mi did have a, um, mi problem was when mi did live in Japan, mi did have a, mi did have a different kinda phone contract. It was like a, mi nuh sure how fi explain it, but mi never really have a proper phone contract fi a while, and - and - and, yuh know, when yuh choose di email address fi dem send di purikura data to, um, it only give yuh, like, certain, uh, choices, like, yuh can only use, like, um... uh, Japanese phone contract emails weh come, like, wid di phone contract, yeah, it kinda weird, so mi could usually not download it but mi would always send di code to, like, a Japanese friend mi had, mi would be like "Hey yuh, sorry fi bother yuh again, but mi just tek some purikura wid a friend, can yuh download dis fi mi?" yeah, and dem would send it to mi. Mm. Yeah, it was weird, yuh can't type in, like, a Gmail address or whatever, it has to be like a Softbank address, for example.
Anyway, mi should stop.
Dem would always be so happy, though. Dem would be like "Yeah, mi'll download it!" and then she would send it to mi and she would be like "Kiara, yuh look so cute in these, ehh!" and then mi'm like, "No, mi look like a blasted alien but okay, thank yuh!" Yeah, it's indeed kinda cute, alien, but still cute.
Anyway, mi should stop. Anyway, anyway, mi should stop. Oh! Yuh can also - sometimes yuh can mek videos too and dem're really cute.
Anyway, mi should stop.
Oh! And also, di - those photo booths, one ting dat's special 'bout dem too, and different from normal photo booths from Western countries, is dat, like, there's, like, really really annoying and - and excited voices, hyped up cute voices that are like "Ah! Let's tek a photo! Let's stand like this! Oh! So cute! Next photo! Ah! Three, two, one, go! Oh! Wonderful! Yuh did such a great job! Now let's try dis pose! Oh! Best friends forever! Ah! Now please move on to di next booth. Please don't forget anything a - any of yuh belongings in dis booth, and, and carefully go to di next booth, thank yuh! - to di other side of di booth and decorate yuh purikura! Oh! Yeah! Welcome to di decoration! Please use these stamps! Yeah! All these are so cute! Oh! Seasonal stamps! Yay! Very cute! Thank yuh very much! Ah, ah, so cute! Wonderful! Ah! Kawaii, kawaii! Ooaabublbl" and then it would be like "Ah! Yuh only have ten seconds remaining! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One! Thank yuh! Please move to di other side of di booth. Bye bye!" and so on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Anyway, mi should stop.
Oh! Mi waan tek purikura wid di girls once we're all in Japan together. Mm. Mi never tek purikura wid Calli. Maaaan... Yeah, we never tek purikura together, what di rass? And once mi get dem over to Japan we ago tek purikura. Yoooo.
Okay, okay, mi ago now.
"Boss mi late, what's purikura?" Oh, come on! And in German we say "Auf Wiedersehen!"
When yuh go to Japan, tek some purikura, but, but look out first if yuh allowed to go in dere as a boy. Mm. Sometimes yuh not. And yuh will shock di girls. Yuh'll shook di girls, di schoolgirls, dem ago be like "Kyaaaaa\~! Kyaaaaa\~!" I mean, dem won't really say anything. Dem won't really be like "Go out. Leave." Dem won't have di courage to.
But anyway, bye bye!
Also, also, did yuh know dat usually round di Purikura spot, yuh always find a crepe spot nearby. Nuh always, though. Mi mean, di Japanese dem – oh my – nuh even get mi started 'pon Japanese style "crepus", crepes. Dem bad nuh fret. Oh my – nuh even – nuh bother –
Anyway, mi shoulda draw brakes pon dis.
Ohh, maybe mi shoulda mek a stream where mi try fi recreate di Japanese-style, Harajuku-style crepe! Oooooooooooooooh, let's cop, let's cop a crepe plate! Mi did a ponder 'pon dat already yuh know – cause mi did see an ad 'pon Amazon, dem have dem – dem – dem crepe, umm, heat plate tings. Yeah, dem round ones. Mmmmmmmm. Oh, mi should give it a go. Mi nah go use no hot glue!
Anyway, mi fi ... stop.
Oh! We coulda use raspberries from mi balcony once dem start fi grow.
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