>>79583941Anon, Catholics will be the first ones to tell dirty jokes about nuns, monks and general religious figures, just visit any southern european country and drink with the lads in a local "chipped glass" bar.
Here it goes one, transcribed from memory and roughly translated from some southern european language
>A huge brawl between the nuns broke at the weekly confession line at the local convent. When asked to explain, one of the nuns recounted the situation>"So Sister Mary came back from her confession and we asked about her penance and she said">"I confessed to touching myself with impure thoughts so the priest confessor had me dip by index finger in the holy water">"Then Sister Joana, from the back of the line, started pushing the rest of the sisters trying to cut to the front and screaming">"NO WAY I'LL BE GARGLING THE WATER SISTER AGNES WILL DUNK HER BUTT!" 
