>>79672466>>79672589To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy Hydrox. The cream is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical baking most of the chocolate will go over a typical eater's palate. There's also Hydrox nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- their personal philosophy draws heavily from commieblock homelyness, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these flavors, to realise that they're not just tasty- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Hydrox truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the taste in Hydrox's existential catchphrase "Technically Edible," which itself is a cryptic reference to classic British cooking. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sunshine Biscuit's genius recipe unfolds itself on their kitchen tables. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Hydrox tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
