You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Riku Tazumi and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another agency, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Gunrun to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at YouTubeMania, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Gunrun KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Riku Tazumi, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at YouTubeMania. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at YouTubeMania. See Riku, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at YouTubeMania.