>Go to a Holomeet to see Shiori
>Security is there to check if we have anything on us
>Kind of get it, whatever. I want to see Shiori so I stand there expecting them to wave a patrol wand and call it a day
>One of the security guard approaches me, she's a lot shorter than the other ones.
>She's wearing a hat, sunglasses, a facemask. There's a cute aura to her admittedly. She tells me she has to do a pat down
>Joke with her to lighten the mood that I'm surprised her job lets her dye her hair multiple colors
>She just tells me to just let her pat me down
>The pat down takes about 10 minutes, she rubs my chest, my hips, my ass, and focuses on my crotch for what felt like forever
>She talks during it, a LOT. Making crude jokes about my body and dark jokes about me having a weapon
>Then, she tells me she needs to check me further in another room
>Forces me to strip completely nude
>Does another pat down and some other stuff I'm not admitting to /here/
>She tells me I can't see Shiori and giggles at me while I put my clothes back on
Bull fucking shit. Waste of time and money