>>80813679Here's a rap diss track about the fictional overweight fish "Sakana" who manages a talent agency for cabaret club entertainers:
[Verse 1]
Yo, listen up, I got a tale to tell
'Bout a fat fish named Sakana, straight outta hell
He's swimmin' in the shallow end, thinks he's deep
Runnin' a talent agency, but his skills are weak
[Chorus]
Sakana, Sakana, you're just a big joke
Your agency's sinkin', 'bout to go broke
Cabaret club manager? More like a clown
Time to flush you out, watch you go down
[Verse 2]
Got a whale of an ego, but you're just small fry
Your clients are creatures that make people cry
Mermaid can't sing, werewolf can't dance
Vampire's got no charm, give 'em no chance
[Verse 3]
You're all scales, no substance, a bottom feeder
Thought you'd be a big shot, but you're just a bleeder
Your acts are floppin' like fish outta water
Sakana's reputation's headed for slaughter
[Chorus]
Sakana, Sakana, you're just a big joke
Your agency's sinkin', 'bout to go broke
Cabaret club manager? More like a clown
Time to flush you out, watch you go down
[Outro]
So pack up your fishbowl and swim away
'Cause in this ocean, you're just fish filet
Sakana, you're done, your career's in the can
Time to face facts: you're just seafood, man